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[-] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Drank coffee, for the glory of the empire!

[-] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Let the dog in, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] Enkrod@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I made a delicious, filling and nutritious pot roast FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] book@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Fixed an old thinkpads FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] nomy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Brushed and flossed, for the glory of the empire!

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago

Posted blur wave memes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

[-] MrJoshua80@lemmy.world 67 points 3 days ago

I just took a dump for the glory of the empire

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[-] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 7 points 2 days ago

I arrived early to volunteer at a local high school FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I decompiled the flash game "fireboy and watergirl 2 the light temple" using an 11+ year old software called JPEXS so I can replace all the gendered door sprites with my gnu-imp modified, gender-neutral ones.

Screenshot of the game files opened on with images of the gendered doors

For the glory of the empire!

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Now rename it to Fire and Water 2

Anyway, kinda cool, ngl :)

[-] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

I am shitting, for the glory of the empire!

[-] nehal3m@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I drove home from Germany to the Netherlands, for the glory of the Empire!

..wait, this is how it started last time...

[-] M137@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Adjusted my balls for the glory of the empire!

I made a cup of tea, for the glory of the empire!

Hmmmm. This is more bri'ish than klingon

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[-] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 days ago

I procrasturbated FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 days ago

I went down on my wife for the glory of the Empire!

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[-] Sloopyloop@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

I brewed coffee, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

[-] Newsteinleo@infosec.pub 4 points 2 days ago

I too am brewing coffee for the glory of the empire!

[-] nieminen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Gave my standup update FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

I farted in bed for the glory of the empire.

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[-] caboose2006@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I ate pot stickers for the glory of the empire

[-] tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 days ago

I pet my cat FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] tino@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I commented on this post, for the glory of the empire!

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 30 points 3 days ago

Emailed an adjuster about a duplicate bill... For the glory of the empire...

Oh god, my poor wife. I'm so fucking boring

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[-] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Fed my cat for the glory of the empire!

[-] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 4 points 2 days ago

Damn right.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Took a nice warm shower… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] sumsinj@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I blocked some shitheads on this platform FOR THE EMPIRE

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Pity the warrior who slays all his foes.

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago

Watched an eruption cover video for the glory of the empire of metal 🤘🤘

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS76zsa2h0Y

[-] LazyOldPervert@lemmus.org 12 points 2 days ago

Masturbate FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] NahMarcas@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Call my mum FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

[-] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Scratched an itch between my tits FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

[-] Nugscree@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I looked at meme's on the internet, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] rautapekoni@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 days ago

Heard my dad has liver cancer for the glory of the empire!

I am very sorry both for your sad news and for the fact that I laughed at this

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I am very sorry both for your sad news and for the fact that I laughed at this FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

such a missed opportunity there

I have failed the empire for the glory of the empire

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[-] stefenauris@pawb.social 19 points 3 days ago

Declined work meeting... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Troubleshot a networking connection issue FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] zoloftt@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Emailed my congressional representatives FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

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[-] absGeekNZ 17 points 3 days ago

I scrolled Lemmy, for the glory of the empire!

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[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I fed my cat, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] GarboDog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Just came back home from school FOR THE GLORTY OF THE EMPIRE!!

[-] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

I replied to someone FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I just failed no nut November, for the glory of the empire!

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