Drank coffee, for the glory of the empire!
Let the dog in, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I made a delicious, filling and nutritious pot roast FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Fixed an old thinkpads FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Brushed and flossed, for the glory of the empire!
Posted blur wave memes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I just took a dump for the glory of the empire
I arrived early to volunteer at a local high school FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I decompiled the flash game "fireboy and watergirl 2 the light temple" using an 11+ year old software called JPEXS so I can replace all the gendered door sprites with my gnu-imp modified, gender-neutral ones.

For the glory of the empire!
Now rename it to Fire and Water 2
Anyway, kinda cool, ngl :)
I am shitting, for the glory of the empire!
I drove home from Germany to the Netherlands, for the glory of the Empire!
..wait, this is how it started last time...
Adjusted my balls for the glory of the empire!
I made a cup of tea, for the glory of the empire!
Hmmmm. This is more bri'ish than klingon
I procrasturbated FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I went down on my wife for the glory of the Empire!
I brewed coffee, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
I too am brewing coffee for the glory of the empire!
Gave my standup update FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I farted in bed for the glory of the empire.
I ate pot stickers for the glory of the empire
I pet my cat FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I commented on this post, for the glory of the empire!
Emailed an adjuster about a duplicate bill... For the glory of the empire...
Oh god, my poor wife. I'm so fucking boring
Fed my cat for the glory of the empire!
Damn right.
Took a nice warm shower… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I blocked some shitheads on this platform FOR THE EMPIRE
Pity the warrior who slays all his foes.
Watched an eruption cover video for the glory of the empire of metal 🤘🤘
Masturbate FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Call my mum FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Scratched an itch between my tits FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I looked at meme's on the internet, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Heard my dad has liver cancer for the glory of the empire!
I am very sorry both for your sad news and for the fact that I laughed at this
I am very sorry both for your sad news and for the fact that I laughed at this FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
such a missed opportunity there
I have failed the empire for the glory of the empire
Declined work meeting... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Troubleshot a networking connection issue FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Emailed my congressional representatives FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
I scrolled Lemmy, for the glory of the empire!
I fed my cat, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Just came back home from school FOR THE GLORTY OF THE EMPIRE!!
I replied to someone FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I just failed no nut November, for the glory of the empire!
memes
Community rules
1. Be civil
No trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour
2. No politics
This is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world
3. No recent reposts
Check for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month
4. No bots
No bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins
5. No Spam/Ads/AI Slop
No advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live. We also consider AI slop to be spam in this community and is subject to removal.
A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
Sister communities
- !tenforward@lemmy.world : Star Trek memes, chat and shitposts
- !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world : Lemmy Shitposts, anything and everything goes.
- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world : Linux themed memes
- !comicstrips@lemmy.world : for those who love comic stories.