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I had a coworker who was really into Berzerk. I 3D-printed him a behelit one time. He was thrilled.
Thanks, I hate it.
It's this dude's horcrux.
That pearsonally reminds me of my first time on deviantart back in the day and seeing all that pear shite like that and wonderin why it's so popular.
Whatever you do, don't fall in love with the brawny dark-haired boy. He will be the cause of your downfall.
Victim blaming in my grimdark fantasy??
It was inevitable
Does your sword swing both ways?
When your alarm goes off cause it’s time to get up for work:
I must scream, so I made a mouth
Damnnn two crazy references in my shitposting community
It's all fun and games until the eye suddenly opens and you become an anime protagonist.
I'm not sure that's an eye...
The Crimson Behelussy
This is an antagonist origin story
What if they side with the godhead?
Wait… who is the protagonist here?
Wait. You're telling me that
spoiler
my perfect blonde twink best friend is going to betray me?
In an anime, even?
Highly unlikely.
Just remember to feed it cheese instead of people and you'll have nothing to worry about
17 times it almost triggered, and 17 times did it's love for cheese stop it
For those OOTL (like me myself and I) https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Beherit
Specifically, this is a crimson one, and it only appears every 216 years!
You out there trying to get cursed?!
Hang on to that in case anyone ever murders the firekeeper at firelink shrine.
He kept asking me if I wanted to make my dreams come true, before selling it to me. Trully bizarre
You'll be fine. Just uh, if your friends ever decide to peace out, play it cool would be my advice
Where does human sacrifice land on your spectrum of cool?
Specifically that's the uncool thing yes
How do you play it cool? Kiss it and blow like an ocarina?
Maybe unusual where you come from.
Hmm, weird.
Weird they sell truck nutz individually.
It's a by product of getting the truck neutered.
Shrinkflation smh
Not really a spoiler, now is it?
Oh, I would totally buy that. Nobody would have to “sell” it to me. It’s exactly the type of weird, fucky thing I would simply have to own.
And the first person I would show it to? My mother. It would absolutely terrify her.
If you play you're cards right you might just horrify you're mother more then you intend too...
There is no “more than”. It would be a precision strike.
Nodnol?
Don't get it wet or feed it after midnight.
Griffith!!!
I was given mine as a child. Life as only been pain. Everyone should be worried.
any tips on how to store it ? perhaps around my neck ?
Bulgaria is pretty big though
Chase your dreams! Be ambitious!
Femto for pres
Clearly a cursed item
Don't even think about it!
Looks like a tomato designed by Pablo Picasso!
this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2026
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