[-] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 9 points 15 hours ago

Repeat after me. "I" state your name.

"I state your name."

[-] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 3 points 23 hours ago

Three dicks are a bridge too far, I'm afraid.

[-] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago

Get Mike Tyson to ask His Orangeness some hardball questions and see his "tough guy" act dissolve.

[-] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was there and when I saw Trump being carried out by those two burly firemen, my heart swelled that this great man had been saved, and I said to him, with tears in my eyes, "Sir..." (even THEN he commanded respect) "Sir, thank God you're alright." Then I touched the hem of his garment, he nodded, said "Bless you", and I'll never forget it.

[-] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he's elected! It's a win win!

[-] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 5 points 2 days ago

Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.

[-] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 2 points 4 days ago

Why, thank you!

[-] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 1 points 4 days ago

He has to because he has no one to leave this administration to.

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