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[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 69 points 4 days ago

To be fair, the apprentice spell is technically formulated as just "Explode". It's just that without an argument specified, it defaults to the largest target within range, which by default incudes the entire solar system.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 18 points 4 days ago

Apprentice mages usually begin by aiming at their own feet and yelling the incantation, some immediately turn to aim at the sun "just because"

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 14 points 4 days ago

oh god early career, coding on a 20 year old program

using makefiles to compile while on a remote host

lack of target resulted in trying to programatically delete the remote hosts root

thank good i did not have the permission

why is defaulting like this a thing instead of a syntax error?

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Bash. Bash is why.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

99% of the time it's fine, because 99% of the time the person who wrote the Makefile undertands Makefiles and knows that the first thing you do is define a default target. A default target that's chosen reasonably is a very nice feature of make because there are no standard names for targets, and no easy way to find out the names of targets other than trying to read the Makefile, which can be a pain in the ass.

[-] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago

that's why the sun is always exploding

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago

Why are you concerned about the Sun exploding? Is there any business impact, or is this just about your personal aesthetics?

[-] punkhazard@feddit.org 16 points 4 days ago
[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Sounds like a you thing

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

There's a spell for that.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 58 points 5 days ago

I'm in this pic and I don't like it.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

Me too but only because I look better in purple

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

I do love that outfit ๐Ÿ‘Œ Much drip. Quite better than the "I'll wear what I want, fuck you very much" outfit I get to wear at work.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 3 points 4 days ago

Why can't that be your "I'll wear what I want, fuck you very much" outfit?

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Good point!

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

Which end of the wand do I blow through to make it do the magic?

[-] ArsonButCute@programming.dev 26 points 4 days ago

I learned the skills of an elder mage all on my own. Now I'm starting a career in magehood and they're constantly trying to keep me from blowing up the sun when all I'm doing is checking if the sun is in fact still there. You'd be surprised how often the sun simply isn't there anymore.

[-] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 7 points 4 days ago

K8 namespaces

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

And sometimes they use the "turn the sun into cheese" spel.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 18 points 5 days ago

Do you mean rm -rf / --no-preserve-root?

[-] Zarobi@aussie.zone 28 points 4 days ago

sudo wudo
delete the root-o

[-] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 14 points 4 days ago

How did they bootstrap this thing? If the easiest spell is "Explode The Sun", then becoming a Great Mage able to cast "Prevent Sun From Exploding" is very unlikely!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 4 days ago

Easy, it was another, greater mage. It's mages all the way down

[-] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

In a time before modern mages, before pre-written incantations, before even Auto-Incantated Vibration Casting (A-I VibeCast), there was a... different time.

It was the Sages of the ancient Fortran civilization, followed by the Assembly of Oracles, who truly understood the old magics.

The old tongues are understood so little these contemporary times.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago

Even those only whisper in hushed cants about the before times, when every inscription was carefully annotated in scrolls that could become as long as entire towers

[-] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Annotations?! You know of the myths?

[-] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 4 points 4 days ago

Is casting "Fist" more complicated than casting "Explode The Sun"?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

Yes, for it requires intense physical training for a proper casting of "Fist"

[-] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 3 points 4 days ago

Ah, those damn somatic components.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

casts summon bigger mage

[-] vathecka@lemmy.radio 11 points 4 days ago

there have been a lot of suns

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

there's always a bigger sun

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

In the early days, mages were less powerful because there was less power in the Aether. Their most powerful spells could only destroy small houses. Plenty of small houses were destroyed as these mages learned their skills, but it was mostly their own houses, and they learned from their mistakes. Over time, these mages not only became more skilled at their craft, they also improved the power all mages had to draw on, weaving isolated pockets of Aether together into one large Aether-net.

Through this, the mages were able to accomplish much, much more. But it meant that new mages could draw on power far greater than a new mage knows how to control.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago

Any idiot can cast rm - rf /

It takes real power to limit user permissions and have backups from which to restore.

[-] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

You see there used to be two suns before the first mage was made.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

The Sun was created by some mages that come from a realm where magic is way less powerful...

[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 12 points 5 days ago

lol good old HoMM3

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Good old HOMM3.
But where's the last one from?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 4 days ago

Also from HOMM3, it's the tower hero sprite during combat

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Ah, thank you!
Maybe it's time to refresh some HOMM3 memories. My GOG library should be able to help.

[-] howdy@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

lmao, I only noticed the top caption after the three panels, which made it even funnier

[-] zane@infosec.pub 7 points 5 days ago

I'm not in the picture, because I already stole Armageddon's Blade.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago
this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2026
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