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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Additional training being a euphemism for we've employed the bottom 1% IQ wise in order to save money, and they're now regretting it

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 2 points 46 minutes ago

stuff like this can variously be, "durr okay" or "That looks like a big pile of not my job."

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago

Couldn't be me. Proud top 99%er

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 37 points 20 hours ago

Additional training:

Step 1. Don't let horse on bus

Any questions?

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Yes. Why are bicycles allowed but not horses? Same device and purpose.

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Amount of poop/pee made by bike: zero.

Amount of poop/pee made by horse: ???

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago
  • "what if it's more than one horse?"
  • "What if it's wearing blinders?"
  • "What if the horse wants to come on the bus?"
  • "What is the enforcement mechanism for blocking a large animal from boarding?"
  • "What about ponies, they are so cute?"
  • "What about other hooves animals?"
  • "What about on rural routes?"
  • ...

Work in HR, I can go on forever. If people truly aren't interested or incentivized to take in the info, they will not.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago
  • can the horse ride on top?
  • what if it falls in, then out, but then halfway back in?
  • if it can talk does it count?
  • Cows?
  • if the horse pays double can it hang on the back?
[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 3 points 16 hours ago

Can the horse be placed on the bike carrier? They both have riders!

[-] Railcar8095@piefed.social 4 points 19 hours ago

Yes, many. Are ponies OK? Or donkeys? If donkeys are OK, what about mules? How do we differentiate from one another? Should we exclusive all equine? What about bovine? Dogs and cats can go still, right? Are all cannids and felines allowed? If wolfs can't, what about foxes? Were do hyenas fall in those categories?

[-] arak@lemmy.today 2 points 18 hours ago
[-] The_v@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Mules?

Llamas?

Alpaca?

Goats?

Sheep?

Cows?

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago
[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 5 points 17 hours ago

Did they charge the horse the correct fair?

[-] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 9 points 20 hours ago

how is a bus supposed to compete with private vehicles is you can't even use it to take your pet to work?

[-] cadekat@pawb.social 8 points 20 hours ago

Are you going to stop a horse from getting on a bus?

[-] LimpRimble@lemmy.ca 9 points 21 hours ago

will get additional training

And a shovel.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago
[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 7 hours ago

It's like my nephew. He knows dog, cat, and duck, and that's it. Apparently that's all you need, all animals are either a dog a cat or a duck.

[-] 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

This is my ADA service animal, thank you very much.

[-] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 7 points 18 hours ago

Sadly, the city says otherwise:

The city said the incident raised safety concerns, noting that the horses did not appear to qualify as service animals under the Americans with Disabilities Act.

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 20 hours ago

Only ponies and dogs can be service animals, emotional support animals don’t have the same protections for access to public spaces.

[-] 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

A pony is any horse shorter than 14.2 hands (58 inches; ~147cm) at the shoulder. And a 14.1 hand horse is still pretty big.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Hands? Why am I not surprised to learn about some other stupid unit of measurement we have.

[-] 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Oh, hands or 'hands high (hh)' is a very fun obscure unit of measure. It is only used for measuring the height of horses ... and nothing else.

One hand is 4 inches, and the number after the decimal is additional inches above the last 4 measured. So 10.0hh, 10.1hh, 10.2hh, and 10.3hh are all valid measurements, but 10.4hh is just 11hh, and 10.5hh or higher is complete nonsense. And since horses might raise or lower their heads in varying degrees at any time, making it very difficult to get a consistent measurement, the measurement is always taken at the point of the withers (shoulders) -- basically the highest point on a horse's back, at the base of their neck -- because that measurement doesn't change much depending on how the horse moves. If you want to be really precise about the measurement, it should be taken while the horse is standing still with all four hooves standing squarely and flat on level ground.

And, yes, it actually is still in common use whenever people talk about the size of a horse.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 2 points 12 hours ago

"5 is right out!"

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 3 points 17 hours ago

Handy Information

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago

Emotional support horse.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago
[-] Railcar8095@piefed.social 10 points 19 hours ago

Neihglicence

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