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[–] Doorbook@lemmy.world 230 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Next will be memory. They will say everything you meed should be stored online for a subscription fee.

[–] littlecolt@lemm.ee 75 points 10 months ago (20 children)

Microsoft is already trying hard. My poor mom did not notice all her files are on OneDrive. Now she has two laptops with everything remote on OneDrive. It's has some advantages, but it's annoying in so many more ways.

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 10 months ago

There's a setting in Onedrive to keep a copy of everything on the device. It will still get stored in the cloud too, but it means that everything will be available if the internet goes down.

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 194 points 10 months ago (3 children)

They'll take away volume control (SW/HW buttons) and replace with dynamically adjusting "magic volume" so that you can't mute ads.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 123 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Oh Christ. You've just triggered a premonition in me–the Galaxy S32 Ultra will be the first smartphone with no physical buttons or ports. You can turn it "off," but that will only turn on a sort of extreme power saving mode. It will still ping your location once every few minutes, and will keep the fingerprint scanner active. You will "turn on" the device by holding your finger on the fingerprint scanner for four seconds. They will advertise the "quick startup" as a new feature. Volume will be controlled by sliding your finger along the right edge of the phone, which the screen will wrap around all the way to the back. It will be impossible to hold the phone without touching some part of the screen.

It will only allow wireless charging. You will not be able to connect it directly to a computer. In marketing, this will be to meet rigorous water safety standards. In reality, this will be to prevent you from using ADB to remove apps that come with the phone. You cannot turn off mobile data. You cannot turn off location. You cannot use a third party SMS application. You cannot choose your own wallpaper. You cannot set a private DNS. You cannot install applications that haven't been approved by Samsung. You cannot block ads. This is all covered on page 74 of subsection 32(a) of section G8 of the terms and conditions that you agreed to when you set up the phone.

They will meet the physical limitations of how well a small lens can focus light. Zoom will cap out at 150x. Nevertheless, there will be seven cameras.

[–] Xanvial@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

correction a bit, you can use adb via wifi. That's what I do to sideload an app to my Android TV

[–] nicerdicer2@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago (4 children)

You will not be able to connect it directly to a computer. In marketing, this will be to meet rigorous water safety standards.

Making devices water-proof is also a marketing scheme to avoid replaceable batteries :

Some manufacturers are already eyeing an exemption for batteries used in "wet conditions" to opt out electric toothbrushes and possibly wearables like earbuds and smartwatches. The exemption is "based on unfounded safety claims," states Thomas Opsomer, policy engineer for iFixit, in Repair.EU's post.

Despite the coming up regulation on batteries and waste batteries by the EU Council batteries in water-proof devices will probably be exempt from being replceable, because the water proof feature of the device cannot be guaranteed. This undermines the right to repair and manufacturers can hope that customers replace their entire devices soon. Making phones water-proof is a loophole to seal off the device so that it is not to be repaired, at least without keeping the water-proof features after repairing.

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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

nahhh you'll be able to choose your own wallpaper, the average user will eat up all of those "feautres" but god forbid Keighleeeigh can't put her little baby Xaileeyn as her screen saver

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[–] Endlessvoid@lemmy.world 118 points 10 months ago (12 children)

Don't forget the RGB notification led!

I switched to Chinese brand phones, they still have all this and they're dirt cheap, currently rocking an Ulephone power armor 18t, which also has a flir infrared camera and a microscope for some reason. No I'm not joking, they work surprisingly well and have come in handy more than I thought they would!

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[–] aulin@lemmy.world 105 points 10 months ago (14 children)
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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 86 points 10 months ago (16 children)

This goddamn camera built into my screen instead of above the screen pisses me off so fucking much. So often I have to move a picture down to read the top of it.

IT'S BLOCKING MY MEMES GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MY MEMES

[–] AeroNaut@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Hey man, I know this is a rant, but in case you didn't know there should be a setting to resize things to make a black bar at the top. Google it for your phone, but for samsung it's something like "full sceeen apps".

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago

People look at me like I'm fucking insane when I get as upset about the blighted notch on my screen as I do. This screen technically has more real estate than my Razer Phone 2 back in 2018 did, but between the obnoxiously tall aspect ratio and the fucking notch, it has like 75% of the usable screen space. You know what was really nice? Watching TV shows on my RP2, with the 6" screen, all of which was used for the video. You know what sucks? Having a half inch of black bars on either side of the screen so that the 16:9 aspect ratio video can fit on the 18:9 aspect ratio screen. And it's even more ass than that, because the top and bottom of the video look like shit because the screen wraps around the fucking sides.

If the FBI could hear what I have to say about the engineers at samsung, I would have been arrested years ago

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 72 points 10 months ago (5 children)

THEY TOOK MY SLIDE OUT QWERTY KEYBOARD!

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[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 62 points 10 months ago (10 children)

They removed my slide out keyboard, too.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 59 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

The IR blaster needs to come back. They were mostly on phones pre-smart device where they had super limited usage. With a smart device, they could practically do anything. I wanna use my phone as a universal remote, damn it.

I want a 0hysical.keyboadd too. Touch screen sucks.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I still have an S9 with a notification LED.

From my cold, dead hands.

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (6 children)

still using the 3.5mm on my S8 every damn day

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[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I love it when uninformed troglodytes complain about a hole in the screen. They didn't add a hold in the screen. The hole was already there. They just wrapped your screen around it for more screen. 😅

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (25 children)

Smartphone manufacturers, if you're reading this:

I spent 6 hours on google to find a phone with a screen smaller than 6 inch. I did find none (except an old iPhone, but I want android), so I had to buy one 6 inch. It is too unwieldy. I am annoyed.

There is a serious market for people like me. Do not look away. Somebody will buy these phones.

Also, by the way, it's not bad if the phones are a bit thicker.

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[–] vexikron@lemmy.zip 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do many people know that there is actually a patent for the idea of an advertisement that plays to a certain point... and then does not end, will not let you skip it, until you as the user, via a camera and microphone, can be verified to have assumed a pose, made a facial expression, and/or said a specific phrase?

The actual patent shows a smart tv 'owner' standing up and saying McDonalds! in order to like keep watching Netflix.

We quite literally have the tech and the legal framework for 'Drink Verification Mountain Dew Can' to actually be a thing.

[–] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

The illustration of that patent practically a meme, many on Lemmy should know it.

Though it should be kept in mind there's thousands of patents that were never actually applied, and this one was filled back in 2009.

We quite literally have the tech and the legal framework

Do patents necessarily have to follow the law?

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[–] CharlesReed@kbin.social 51 points 10 months ago (5 children)

The day I can't find a phone that has an headphone jack is the day I go feral and become a hermit in the woods.

[–] HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's the SD card for me. We are getting phones with 1tb now, so that will work. But with the phones that do offer it, you have to get the most expensive version for it. Meanwhile if they just give me an SD card slot, I can have that fixed myself. Just take the one out of my current phone and plop it in the new phone.

[–] orl0pl@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

And 113GB used by system

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[–] Resol@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago (31 children)

You know what else they've taken from us? Actually unique designs for phones. When I look at modern day smartphones, for some reason they look like clones of each other. Where's all the spunk that these manufacturers used to put in their devices?

Fuck you, minimalism. Ever since you've ruined my iPhone back in 2013, my life has never been the same.

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[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 41 points 10 months ago (14 children)

Physical keyboard? Notification LED?

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I miss the LED for sure. How much money could that have possibly saved?

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[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 33 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Give me back my goddamed physical keyboard

I still remember the extended conversation I had with the cell phone man on the day I realized that time had moved on, and it wasn't even possible for me to buy a third-party phone that still had a keyboard and then hook it up to their network anymore. I was just going to have to poke haplessly at the glass and get letters wrong for the rest of my life.

IT'S MY MONEY, LET ME BUY THE KIND OF PHONE I WANT

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (19 children)

For me it's the small size. They are so big now I can't fit them in my pocket or use them with one hand.

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 31 points 10 months ago (6 children)
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[–] Trollception@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (16 children)

Who doesn't use all the cameras on their phone? Is there like a specific focal length you never use? Or are you unaware that zooming in the camera app switches lenses?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (6 children)

I rarely use the camera at all.

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[–] FarFarAway@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

I feel like this is just a ploy, by the phone company, to figure out what they should deprive us of next.

Stop giving them ideas!!!

[–] shalva97@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

that's what happens when a product is designed only for 95% of people.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 22 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Here's my take on what phone companies will do next: replaceable batteries are back! With an inkjet twist:

1- You have to buy them precharged

2- You can no longer recharge them

3- The phone will explode if it detects a 3rd party battery

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[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 10 months ago

They removed many useful features that benefited users but spyware only increases

[–] Blackmist@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (14 children)

They took the fingerprint scanner out and put a really bad one behind the screen...

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Three years ago I predicted Apple would remove wifi from phones and call it a feature.

So far, I was wrong. Thank fuck.

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[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago (6 children)

DRM Battery, you can only refill it the X amount of times that is paid for. Don't worry you can have it serviced for an exorborant fee, that will become another subscription.

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