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inspired by

https://awful.systems/comment/2382662

from the link, we obtain HODL gang and versace bedouin (which might be the worst song I've ever heard period).

I would also like to add predatory capitalist feminism anthem WAGMI.

on an ideological level I would nominate the technofascist propaganda piece we appreciate power. banger tho

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[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 14 points 9 months ago

'We are all gonna make it' while wearing an NFT shirt, such a timecapsule of a dumb age. Wait, that was last year?

Technofascist propaganda? Can I offer you a noosphere?

[–] fasterandworse@awful.systems 10 points 9 months ago

I look forward to the fruits of this thread and I am already sure that every single song deserves recognition for having more effort put into it than typing a prompt into a shitty generative ai text field

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

well this sure is a thread of things i will never click on

(because I probably have before)

[–] self@awful.systems 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m waiting for night to fall so I can hook my headphones up to the good amp and torture my brain with these directly

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

we have an acausal robot god for that sort of thing, you don't need to do it to yourself

[–] self@awful.systems 9 points 9 months ago

this is practice!

[–] pikesley@mastodon.me.uk 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] fasterandworse@awful.systems 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] carlitoscohones@mas.to 6 points 9 months ago

@fasterandworse @pikesley My cats, my kids, some bacon!

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 5 points 9 months ago

you were definitely not exaggerating

[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] pikesley@mastodon.me.uk 6 points 9 months ago
[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

without any apology, have this remarkable entrant: the vmware tanzu song

I've kept it around in the archives, even (especially?) though they tried to disappear it.

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

the original. I see it's back to Unlisted now, for a while it was unloadable

[–] fasterandworse@awful.systems 5 points 9 months ago

that's daft punk

[–] pikesley@mastodon.me.uk 5 points 9 months ago
[–] swlabr@awful.systems 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

NB, I know you specified “worst” but I can’t help but think the personae of some JoCo songs are tech bros:

https://youtu.be/l5PEz3kGbp4

https://youtu.be/6J-W3mn9N2w

https://youtu.be/k7aV4oPXRec

https://youtu.be/zFff69NmKhU

The list goes on.

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 7 points 9 months ago

Yeah Coulton is pretty good at articulating some of the darker parts of geekdom. You just know the protagonist of "Code Monkey" is just a step from installing a RAT on his crush's computer.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The only tech song I ever knew about was Weird Al’s “All About the Pentiums”. I didn’t realize there were other actual songs

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 5 points 9 months ago

that's a banger

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 5 points 9 months ago

vox populi vox dei