Which sub are you talking about, there are quite a few in this community
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2024
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Oh, that was mandatory? I was just doing it for fun.
Better to have verified users than a sudden influx of bots! Also they are kind enough to let them be partial, I always wear my cage bc Iβm shy like that.
is that really an effective bot prevention measure? I mean come on, posting nude photos is like the one thing spambots are good at
You have to hold little signs with whatever the mods ask, like β@nutomic@lemmy.ml is my daddyβ
This is an April Foolβs post AFAIK
Reverse image search to make sure it's an actual person.
Next time send them this:
You like to pipe bombs, don't you~?
Are they taking applications?
Asking for uh, a friend.
Wait, you only have to send these once a week?
Pretty sure this is an April fools joke. You have to send one every day
Yeah but you can pre-send them. Send 52 in one day and you're good for a year
Oh nice. Next stop: Mods' inbox
Oh shit, I never paid the fee π±
I believe they charge extra for a late penalty.
...what's extra?
Butthole pics
Gimme a minute. Need to find a mirror.
I first read this as "Need to find a minor"
Fuck I'm late too. Thank OP for the reminder!
Hey it's me, your local moderator, here to collect your debt π₯Έ
If you want to look at my perimenopausal hooty hoo, I'll show anyone who asks. Step right up.
Hello itβs me, your moderator.
I would like to see the hooty hoo
Is it somehow different than pre or post menopausal?
It's old and saggy
I'd like to make that determination myself
It actually looks pretty good. It might not, er, self lubricate anymore, but that's why God invented Astroglide.
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Oh it was supposed to be mine? Iβve just been sending them yours
pretty normal for the avarage lemmy community imo
Oi look at the clock! it's time to pay up, mates.
Hello i'm moderator, where's my picture of naked mole rat
I was getting lots of appreciation from them for the cat porn, actually. Can't get enough of the hot pussy I guess.
Joke's on you I send them 52 at once so that I get a year ahead
Hey it's training for your eventuall onlyfans career.
I just them to 4chan and they got more dick pics than they could ever want.
Omw to send them a picture of Christian Horner's pp instead of mine :p
no lol
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