ByteOnBikes

joined 7 months ago
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I use public transportation a lot and the ones I frequent are always late. So if anything, they're always delayed.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So you have vacation time, but not paid time off?

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

I started buying non-alcoholic drinks when I learned my Muslim friends don't partake, and my wife and I wanted healthier alternatives.

Virgin margaritas are so good!

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

My stupid ass read this as a non-alcoholic Irish Whiskey and got confused when I saw milk.

This is still great! Thank you!

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha! I do enjoy when I convince my anti-social friends to come to a party and give them a chill out room to recharge and tricks to getting the pets to play with them.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I like drinking alcohol or taking legal substances during certain events. Feeling a bit of floatyness while watching the sunset is a great feeling (in moderation).

If that feeling doesn't mean anything to you, thats cool and no judgement.

I think about how some cultures eat dessert as a closure to their favorite meal, and thats the only metaphor I can think of.

Edit: found a meme I relate to: https://slrpnk.net/post/16826864

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

RESPECT.

I have the same rule. No alcohol 24 hours prior to driving.

It's easy for me though, since I can take a bus, Uber, or even walk. And I have no urgency in my life where a car is required like that.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Headaches. Vomiting. Like the flu.

I learned a few tricks to avoid hangovers. Drinking water in-between drinks, ramen noodles before sleeping(or whatever your favorite soup is) and avoiding getting to a point where the world spins when your eyes are closed.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can these kids donate them to protect our CEOs? Our CEOs are our most valuable asset

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

2025 TikTok trend just dropped!

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

In the mid-2000s, I was so confused by office culture and having to wear dress pants. I was venting at a tech conference about it.

Then the room erupted in laughter. Like, Microsoft employees wearing jeans. Apple employees wearing potato sacks. IT guys wearing ThinkPads.

In interviews, I now ask about dress code. It's a yellow flag if the company has other weird micromanaging rules. Which is also why I don't work in Fintech or gov.

 
 
 

Matt Mullenweg, co-founder of WordPress and CEO of Automattic announced on Reddit that WP Engine initiated legal action against WordPress, Automattic, and Mullenweg himself. Mullenweg wrote that WordPress is countersuing.

WP Engine is a leading managed WordPress host provider that Mullenweg alleges is violating the WordPress trademark.

 
 
 
 

You see, The Plucky Squire falls prey to one of modern gaming’s most well-intentioned, but still utterly annoying, sins and overtly tutorializes everything. When it deigns to allow the player to pop out of their storybook for a 3D platforming level, the camera pans across the entirety of the stage outlining the intended path before you’ve even really set foot in the world. Even within the confines of the 2D world in the book, The Plucky Squire will often deploy humorous narration via onscreen text and a corresponding voiceover, which adds flavor to the game but also explicitly communicates what is expected of you at every turn.

At just about every step of the way, the game lacks any faith in your ability to figure out solutions and paths forward for yourself, preferring to bludgeon you over the head with answers before you can even be afforded a chance to think for yourself. It’s a frustrating wrinkle in an otherwise charming tale.

 

Cards Against Humanity sued SpaceX yesterday, alleging that Elon Musk's firm illegally took over a plot of land on the US/Mexico border that the party-game company bought in 2017 in an attempt to stymie then-President Trump's attempt to build a wall.

"As part of CAH's 2017 holiday campaign, while Donald Trump was President, CAH created a supporter-funded campaign to take a stand against the building of a Border Wall," said the lawsuit filed in Cameron County District Court in Texas. Cards Against Humanity says it received $15 donations from 150,000 people and used part of that money to buy "a plot of vacant land in Cameron County based upon CAH's promise to 'make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for Trump to build his wall.'"

 
 

"Corporate wants you to find the difference between Taylor Swift's Insta Posts and MrBeast's tweets.

They're the same picture."

You're all dogs barking in the mirror.

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