ByteOnBikes

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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 85 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is literally the message.

Such a fucking baby

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 days ago

I went to a arcade that did unlimited credits and for like a couple of hours, groups of people would play the X-Men game over and over again. One group would beat it, another group came in... One of my fondest experiences ever.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I must have been asleep at the wheel. I didn't know about Atari 50. Not in the article is also the game Llamasoft: The Jeff Minter Story.

But though it’s in the same format, The Making of Karateka was a different challenge for the team. Atari 50 presents a bird’s-eye view of an entire company over five decades, spanning from the arcades to home consoles like the Jaguar. It’s filled with smaller stories about individual games and hardware launches. The Making of Karateka, on the other hand, is a deep dive into the creation of one defining game, which in turn means it’s very much about a person: creator Jordan Mechner.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Imagine, about five years ago, they peaked at $82.

It was also during that time when they talked about getting into Crypto, NFTs, and all sorts of other get rich quick schemes.

Now look at them.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 46 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pretty much. The leadership team all have a golden parachute and will be integrated back into an industry and fuck that up too.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 53 points 6 days ago (1 children)

CEO's location is listed as "The Greater Chicago Area"

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 week ago

In a weird way, this is a good technique called reframing.

It's very common to beat ourselves up.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Been a engineer for more than 15 years.

My secret to avoiding this? Always act like you're the stupidest in the room. Not full blown, but like pretty high level dumb.

  • Someone once asked me how to fix their windows. No idea - I only use Linux.

  • My favorite Linux flavor? Uh I dunno... The one that Tim Apple makes!

  • So I know how to use terminals? Not really, I just use the GUI, which stands for General User Interactions.

  • How do I get this far and write code? Well I type things into google.com and then copy and paste code and it just works.

  • But don't I need a degree? Nah. I was mostly doing drugs and alcohol and cheated my way up.

  • Aren't I speaking at tech conferences? Nah. I just type things into google.com slash Gemini and read what the AI, which stands for Advanced Intelligence, says.

And I Never have to fix a god damn thing.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

I did a sample size quiz with my coworkers. Most of us do a morning coffee poop. Maybe not first thing in the morning. But usually within the hour.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

Nah, they'll just make it a AAAA level game

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

Corn on those Asian buns though.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

I know so many people in the iPhone treadmill. Like they buy a new phone because they have a iPhone 10 and now the 12 and the iPhone 15 Pro Max SSJ3 turbo Championship Edition They're on 16 now?

I refuse to be part of that BS and I'm watching all the Steamdeck competitors release yearly iterations. Real sad.

 

The question is, what game would you buy it's remaster in a heartbeat.

And now it's gone.

https://www.reddit.com/r/videogames/comments/1hpv6yt/what_game/

 
 

Vivek Ramaswamy, billionaire and former Republican presidential candidate, is under fire as social media explodes with accusations of financial misconduct. Critics claim Ramaswamy profited massively from a pump-and-dump scheme involving a failed Alzheimer’s drug, leaving investors in financial ruin.

The allegations focus on Ramaswamy’s pharmaceutical company, Roivant Sciences, which was touted as a biotechnology innovator. Instead, detractors argue, the company primarily acted as a financial vehicle. One of its most high-profile projects, Axovant, revolved around an Alzheimer’s drug that Ramaswamy acquired for $5 million. The drug became the cornerstone of a public relations blitz, pushing the company’s valuation to $2.2 billion before its eventual collapse.

Ramaswamy has attempted to deflect criticism by positioning himself as an advocate for STEM education and “meritocracy.” However, his detractors argue his career contradicts these values. One user wrote, “Vivek Ramaswamy scammed $2 billion with a failed Alzheimer’s drug and is now lecturing Americans on how hardworking Indians are. I urge Donald Trump to open an investigation and deport him to India.”

 
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AI in reality (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
 
 

alt account is Adrian Dittman

 
 
 
 

BBC bosses went the extra mile to ensure the safety of actress and comedian Diane Morgan during the filming of 'Cunk on Life' in Las Vegas. The security measures were put in place as a precautionary step due to an incident where Diane was almost attacked on set.

During filming, Diane found herself in a precarious situation when a drunken individual approached her aggressively. The quick actions of the security team prevented any harm from coming to the comedian, with Diane jokingly recounting the incident as a moment where she thought she might "get shot at."

 
 

Billionaire Elon Musk is coming under fire from some right-wingers online over comments he made in support of H-1B visas, non-immigrant visas that allow employers to hire highly skilled foreign workers.

“We don’t want or need to turn this country into India,” reads one viral response to Musk’s post.

“America is not your sports team. It’s my home,” countered someone else.

“I used to have some faith in Elon, but after this post I’m done. The mask is off,” slammed one right-wing account. “Elon supports erasing the cultural and ethnic identity of America to help grow his bank account. He’s parasitic and destructive.”

“So why not try to get people from Europe?” replied another account. “Engineers here in northern Europe earn HALF of what US engineers do, yet you keep importing Indians instead.”

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