They need a more realistic button: "Pay to enjoy it until it disappears with no warning"

The FDA is gonna turn us all into hypervigilant food scientists.

OCCUPIED!

But what's weird is that 99% of the time I have no idea what to say in any given situation, but this public restroom scenario just came naturally to me one day and still comes naturally to me every time. That's weird isn't it? Like I'm only comfortable & functional in the most uncomfortable situations 🤦🏼‍♀️

My takeaway from this is FREE FOOD AT YOUR WHOLE FOODS? Sweet! DM me the address! 🤣 (jk haha)

And I've never understood why it's called the gateway to California. A gate implies an entrance/exit point. I've never entered or left California through or under or over that bridge. Seriously who does??

If the obnoxiously bright blazing headlights of an oncoming car cause momentary blindness & disorientation to the point of losing the ability to see then crashing one's car & serious injury or death, how can bright blazing headlights driver be brought to justice? He passed, he's gone, he doesn't know the wreck & death he caused. 🤔

If rent is your objective, I'm afraid you'll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren't biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they'd have no money to give you.

JD Vance: "Y'all thought THAT was a scandal?! Hold our beers!"

Yum! Then sign me up for the "Chinese propaganda aircraft carrier" mission 😋

Because it's a single-panel cartoon in which they need to convey an entire concept with only one picture and a few words. TL;DR Cartoons aren't real.

"child eating pedophiles" and child-eating pedophiles are two entirely opposite things. Hyphens matter.

So they wrote this absurd article just for the thrill of getting everyone upset?