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“GO AROUND”
Say nothing but try to get eye contact through the gap
Moan silently and rhythmically and make some rustling noises?
Occupado
Just start screaming unhingedly.
Occupied????
Occupado
Occupied. It's the default answer. Rest is people making a bigger issue out of something so simple.
"come in!"
Go away, senator
estoy pooping
Occupado is my go to
Giving credit is cool.
You just knock back, louder.
Bonus points if it's Babadook-style
"Who is it?" is my go to.
Occupied
I lay on a thick country accent and say "Oc-Yew-Pod-Oh!"
Yes, come in?
"The hole is in the right wall."
I just say Come In
"What's the password?"
"If my ass you wish to see, answer this riddle to me"
"I've got the stuff, do you have the money?"
I don't know if it was intentional, but I like how your riddle option feels like you are so disappointed that nobody ever gets all 3 riddles from "answer these riddles three" and in your loneliness you have just dropped 2 of the riddles and the last remaining riddle is so basic that you can take just about any response as a correct answer.
I haven't found a reason to say anything.
I just say "occupied" with a certain degree of annoyance like "I'm in here now and I know you're out there and I'll do my best to be out shortly but my body might do some weird stuff and I'll be in here as long as I need to be".
I get anxious and accidentally say "Ocupado" more then half the time, even though English is my first language and I failed Spanish.
Lol. I forgot I used to say that too! It's even better because it makes the person outside think you don't speak English.
"busy"
slight pause
"With myself"
Occupado homey
You're FINALLY here!
Ey I'm poopin' in here!
Get out while you still can!
Just leave the door open and nobody will knock
Password?
I only know crazily trying to open the door, because they don't know what a locked door means...
"Shitter's full!"
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this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2026
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