Hyggyldy

I'd make the PC take at least some damage from the gravel munch, even if successful.

Be careful! That means he can fascinate women!

Too many people talking about their big black decks.

There definitely have to be some kind of rules, or a lot of holodecks, otherwise there'd probably always be a long ass line of people waiting to do various things with their various bits.

Oil cartel private armies arriving imminently.

I don't understand. That's how everyone looks when I'm around.

I mean it's definitely not illegal. Not gonna argue the other part, though.

Methheada, the scavenger queen.

Idk what that drink is but anything involving that much lime has got to be good.

My apologies but I know not your strange Elven language.

I'll have to try it that way. I usually crack a couple of eggs in the pot while cooking. Holds the broth and makes it more filling.

Ramen is also a good vehicle, depending on the leftovers.