The cardinals are the pope's fledglings, right? I think he's the one puking in their mouths.
Murse
*eye twitch

I've only served on jury duty once, and it was kinda fucked up. Child abuse case, and we were all kinda on the fence leaning toward defendant was guilty, but the evidence presented was just absolute dogshit. Lots of reasonable doubts.
Found the dude not guilty on the premise that we'd rather let a guilty piece of shit off the hook than risk convicting someone who's innocent, but it felt real fuckin icky to give that verdict over what was most likely just a lazy investigation by the cops.
Hope the kid turned out okay... must have absolutely zero faith in the legal system because of that.
...but what about the other witches?
Guys you can't base your worldview on one expert's opinion! We need peer review!
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eats cheese
Spanish speaking dude at my last work was talking about Trump, and said something akin to "he's got the mierdas touch!"
Mierda is the Spanish word for "shit".
Fuckin 10/10.
*looks outside*
Um... the, uh... well the good news is I think I know when we can schedule that meeting!
Same character, different fiction.
Idr if this was a feature that made it into a real OS or just a concept that never came to be, but...
I recall reading about a duress pin that instead of deleting stuff, just booted up normally... but to basically a separate user profile. From the non-duress profile you could choose features that would be shared between the two, like texts or call history of specific people, browser history, photo albums, etc.
So "sure officer, it's 5224" would open up a phone profile that looks convincingly used, with nice long trails of cat memes and chatter with your gaming buddies about your favorite franchise enshittifying, and so on.
Punch in your real pin to unlock it though, and it's got full access to everything, including data you want to keep private.
...and, uh, if any of you are designing a mobile OS right now, here's your feature suggestion!
~~isn't~~ shouldn't be*
Their mood is a major determining factor in their target's ability to stay out of prison.
Due process is dead.
I've come to believe that was actually a typo. The correct title is "land of the fee".
Murican here. If we're going to learn from our fuck around phase, the find out phase needs to hurt.
Like an alcoholic waking up to a hangover from hell and vowing to never let that happen again, that hangover could be the best thing that's ever happened to the addict.
The more our president throws his tantrums, the more we should be shunned, isolated, and ignored by the rest of the planet. Politically and financially.
To the non-muricans here, sorry for being such a shitty neighbor. I look forward to earning back your respect - hopefully that day comes soon, but I'm not holding my breath.