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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 31 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the time my niece was 2 years old, and in a resteraunt she started standing on the booth seat, instead of sitting.

So my brother in law (her dad) asked her to sit. And she didn't want to sit. So my BIL said "Look at everybody. Mommy's sitting. Daddy's sitting. Uncle is sitting. Nana is sitting. Everybody is sitting, and we'd like you to sit too! Can't eat food like that if you're standing!"

And then she sat down.

That was 10 years ago, and it stood out because if that were me at age 2, my dad would have just yelled and me, picked me up, and dropped me hard on my ass until I stopped getting up.

It was one of those "so THIS is what good parenting looks like...." moments.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 11 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Don't fall for peer pressure!

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Everyone else gives in to peer pressure, maybe I should too....

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 hours ago

I mean... I did already pay for the cliff diving class, and it's not refundable...

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago

Yes, I would. I don't surround myself with stupid people and if they all jumped off a cliff there's a reason. I don't know what maybe a creature coming or a natural disaster. But if everyone decides best choice is to jump off the cliff... Its probably best choice

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

God, I wish everyone would jump off a cliff. I'd hit up a pharmacy and a Lamborghini dealership and be living my best life way before I even figured out wtf happened to everyone. Hell, I'd likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I'd be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

This is actually really wholesome

I wonder if their interest was in all popes or just a specific one

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago
[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

That's not true, a flock of Cardinals gathers around him and chews up food then spits it into the Pope's mouth. You should watch the National Geographic special on it, it's really quite amazing.

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The cardinals are the pope's fledglings, right? I think he's the one puking in their mouths.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

That's what I thought too, but it's more like the Cardinals are full adults and the Pope is the Queen of the hive. The Cardinals are all male, and they pamper the Pope, but once the Pope dies they all get together and decide which one will gender swap and become their next Queen. Then they cut off his penis and give him a new hat.

Nature is so strange and beautiful.

[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I absolutely love this. I worked with mentally ill adults and children and I knew a few who could use some custom lessons about hygiene.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yo Gabba Gabba has a "don't bite your friends" song. (Although it's not in the same league as some of their better songs or the guest bands that they have.)

[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 3 points 4 hours ago

That's awesome!

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 3 hours ago

Respect for the kid. The new pope is kind of cool.

[–] princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

[The Pope] does not bite people.

John XII and Benedict IX did a whole lot of unpapal things; if you told me they bit some people I'd believe you.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago