crunchy

Here I was thinking the elf was getting a vasectomy until i saw Labor and Delivery

I have bad news for you about modern cars.

is that clown wearing the scalp of another clown?

For comparison, if you were hosting some kind of platform or service that only has a 99% uptime, you'd have to pay people to use it.

Of course it's Jesse Waters.

But he's right (gag) that a whole bunch of people will go on it that don't need it. I'm already seeing a bunch excited that they're going to "get huge." And yes, sexual assault and domestic violence are going to skyrocket but there's nothing about it to laugh at.

That was kind of the plot of the movie

Now I wonder how much other communist leaders charged for rent.

Dill pickle pizza is goddamn delicious.

I recently had to explain the internet discourse surrounding the release of KOTOR 2 to a group of coworkers who weren't yet alive when it came out.

Slop spam.

Apples and pears both give you delicious hard ciders!

As much as the beef industry is subsidized by our tax dollars, steak should cost next to nothing.