Gestures pointedly at the CPU heatsink
Even the CPU package is mostly heat spreader.
Yeah that seems really really fishy.
That particular judge will have done so before, it's just that PA is in the lime light so it makes news
"Not even wrong"
Apparently just ignoring it was enough.
hiding the fact that the dollar has gotten weaker for decades
Easy enough to hide for the USD given that it's pretty much what everything else is compared to.
Oh no, USD isn't weaker, it's just that CHF just got stronger.
Don't worry, waves hand at AI data centers AI will solve everything somehow.
TL;DR: artisanal cheese is too expensive; artisans surprised that minimum wage isn't attracting workers
Captain Planet and the Planeteers wasn't even hyperbolic in hindsight.
Your best bet is to pull it out now and spend it. Prepper style.
A fiat currency will still collapse, fifty pallets of canned beans? They'll keep their value and more.
You're probably really lucky that you were reversing and had the entire seat to cushion you.