hopesdead

Spread syphilis?

I assumed it was a weird reference to the Phoenix Force from X-Men.

And they built it from scratch without and existing guides. There were sketches someone found, believing to be from the original production but later turned out to be inaccurate drawings.

Yay, my birthday falls on the last weekend. I definitely want to be there.

I bet the “piece” of the bridge is the captain’s chair. What else would it be?

Could they not have found a pun for fox?

Shouldn’t Church and State doctrine (or whatever it is called) immediately make all of this illegal?

Unrelated but that movie was disappointing. But I’m also someone who didn’t like Army of Darkness.

Is she confusing Democrats with Drakken from Kim Possible? Secondly, he used that machine to control Canada. So jokes on her.

You wanna be Bella Swan, the teenage girl with depersonalisation disorder or Edward Cullen, the predatory 104 year old vampire?

The vampires in Twilight are described as have unique powers. Edward is a mind reader.

1. He is attracted to a teenager whom he tries to stay away from at all times.
2. Bella has no thoughts. Edward is never able to sense a single thought from her.
3. Midnight Sun, the latest book, is set during the first book, which is about Edward’s period which he ran away from Forks, Washington (the setting).
4. Are you sure you want something associated with 50 Shades of Grey? That book series is Twilight fan fiction. Even the movie adaptation of the first book goes as far as to copy fscenes from the first Twilight movie.
5. Oh and one of the characters is a werewolf who is supernaturally destined to fall in love with Bella’s unborn child.

EDIT: I have thoughts about Twilight, none of them good.

If you actually believed that, then wouldn’t you give up on an illegal third term?

Don’t worry. It’s nothing serious anyways. There is a band named Hopesfall. I thought it was dumb so I came up with that.

I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.