You could literally put Dwayne The Rock Johnson on a middle school girls soccer team and hand me a fistful of cash to act like I gave a shit about it and I wouldn't be able to. by jerk_splerkin in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[-] jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I thought they were insulting the Rock’s soccer skills.

Those damned leftists!!!1!! by jerk_splerkin in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I might do it sitting. I might do it standing. Just to keep those mfers guessing.

Miller Labels Leftists a “Cancer” That World Must “Root Out” in Fascistic Speech by jerk_splerkin in c/news@lemmy.world
[-] jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It’s not that I don’t care. I just need to exhaust all alternatives before I simply accept that my family likely dying is the only option.

College Students Are Testing at the Level of 10-Year-Olds by jerk_splerkin in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
[-] jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That’s why I measure the quality of my end of life care in millimeters. Specifically 9 of them.

Has anyone considered maybe Epstein was sex trafficking donald trump? by jerk_splerkin in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

He’s got plenty of cake. Somebody’s gotta want a slice, right?

'HANG THEM' -- Trump reacts to Democratic lawmakers' video appeal to military by jerk_splerkin in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I got a permanent ban for telling someone on an nfl team sub that they were a stupid fucking idiot. Wtf?

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