How much is the rent? I... ahm a friend of me might be interested.
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2026
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"Are we going to just let these people be free and live their lives the way they want? Fuck no. I believe in freedom!"
Leftists want us to have homes!!! :3
OK i got burned by this before, OP means left handed people.
It just hit me how small-knitted fediverse is. I know what recent lemmy post comment you are referencing.
Where's the litter box?
When do I move in?
Seriously though, sex before marriage is just what sane people do. Do you buy a car before you test drive it?
Do you buy a car before you test drive it?
Yes, if you have heard from other people that this car is a pleasure to drive ;)
What is a pleasure for one, may not be for you. Different folks, different strokes.
The probability that it would be for me too is higher. We are all people, after all.
Where do the other polycule people sleep? That bed isn't big enough for more than 2.
I'm in the basement.
"Gay room" lmao
Yeah, shouldn't the whole house be gay instead? And maybe a little hetero room for guests...?
A weed smoking patio is an amazing life upgrade tho
It's not far off from the time I was living with a gay throuple and one other in a 100m2 apartment.
You had me at homes.
Sup
I want you
Where is my pronoun bike garage?
Bi-cycles for everyone!
fingerguns
I'm more confused about the lack of a Satan guest room. He'll drop by next Wednesday and he hates the couch.
I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”
Fuck, I wanna be a boywife in the kitchen
Kitchen is where I wanna fuck my boywife
We have a match...
Oh yeah? Well i wanna .. boy. .. my fuckwife.. dammit you guys already took the good ones
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Don't threaten me with a good time.
So the closet is that were we store the Gay?
Hey guys go get more Gay out of the closet, it's getting a little straight in here.
I don’t want that. It is way too small for my polycule
Find me in the kitchen making food for the sex before marriage lounge 😌
Still not as good as the estrogen burger meme
Cleaned version
Do people have gender specific bathrooms in their homes?
No, it's not gender-specific. It just randomly changes your gender every time you enter.
I don't get why everyone hates us lefties. I was born this way, it's not like I had to made a conscious choice about it, it's obviously the, ironically enough, right thing to do.
Can't believe people hate me for being left handed.
A functional estrogen lab, safe abortion facilities, healthy sexual space, opiate free healthcare, kitchen and bathrooms that are accessible by all, a room for everyone's uninhibited gayness and a fucking home to begin with? I agree... It is what we want.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
By leaving this comment, I’m just happy to be a part of something bigger than myself!
That's the spirit
What… what do you keep in the abortion closet? :/
FUCK THAT. The bathrooms in my home are all people-with-penises-and-toxic-masculinity-only!
My wife has to go over to the neighbors' house to relieve herself!
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