I always chop my status bar out to save their attention span. You're welcome.

Cashier line: Empty

Me: "I don't come here to talk to people"

You can't have 1st and 2nd without the 3rd kind

Curiosity is what causes us to do things in the last panel tho

Git being useful decentralized doesn't conflict with the fact that a centralized remote is convenient.

Those photos are not proving anything tho

I'd rather choose my own poison than having them shoved in my face with auto play audio when I'm looking for porns. Thank you.

I still don't get why people buy books... there's ton of it at library

I mean ya, but not the book I wanted to read specifically.

I'm so going to "accidentally" clap my hand in the middle of a meeting

It's orange time, dude

Fake. That alien was dead getting cut in half by another alien.

Break out the tier 2 LEGO for this advanced player