Album: "I heard that noise"
By quickly, quickly
Album: "I heard that noise"
By quickly, quickly
Good point!
Reminded Thoreau's words something like "I'd rather become a good neighbor than a good subject". Kindness radiates.

I like the variations
The answer is Magic!
It's rude to smack people without their consent.
You should make sure they're hydrated and communicate effectively so they know to come clearly inside you.
Then you can smack them if they don't comply.
That gray is unique to individual. And if course has its German term. Similar to the other links floating about in this thread.
Reminds me of the Cuban man joke.. while not directly appropriate.. something something like:
During my travels in the 1970s, I met a Cuban man in some bar at night discussing politics and Castro with his friends. I noticed he had an unusually short and stubby index finger. I asked him about it but he was too drunk to give a proper response.
He did however let me crash at his house that night. I woke up to him returning from buying the morning newspaper, seems like daily routine. His wife had made breakfast and he sits down eagerly, looks at his wife and at me and then slaps the rolled newspaper on the table.
I approach him to take a look and he, presses his index finger on the newspaper's date. He proclaims loudly.. "I'm telling you now (without opening the page).. This is the day Castro dies!"
[I tried my best, if someone had the proper wording, let me know. My Google skills failed me]
I wonder what the digital equivalent is...
Good job, you've killed OP due to simple instructions. I hope you're happy.
"Was the least I could do. Now.. I prefer cash but Venmo or Bitcoin works too"
Correct, but a different context than OP's framing.
Some leave a shit, some give a shit. Can you give a shit by giving a shit? Hmm. Possible maybe under special circumstances.
Don't mind me, these are poopy thoughts.
You're rolling the dice for a choking hazard every time you do this.
Be careful with "larger than bite sized items".
(speaking from experience 🥲 duck that hot tofu piece)