[-] unicorn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

California lives rent free in so many MAGAts brains, and the rage comes down to one of two scenarios. One, never been to California (or visited a long, long time ago) and just assumes it's a Mad Max-esque wasteland except with more Gay Communism TM. Two, adores California and won't fucking leave, see Vance and the fact he's always lurking around So Cal because his wife is from northern San Diego county. The irony is the further you get from the coast the redder and more MAGA California becomes, and boy does it get weird and extreme at times (OC's 'Orange Curtain' being one exception re: coastal blue cities). Something tells me California MAGAts are fine with daddy Trump making these comments. The boots don't lick themselves.

[-] unicorn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

no, because these .pdf files contain reading material with cultural and educational merit and therefore would actually get banned, unlike the other PDF philes :(

[-] unicorn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago

i was advised once by a nurse to call an ambulance for myself, but i was so afraid of the cost i ended up ubering to the emergency room. i was in serious pain but i didn't think i was going to die (and i wasn't), hence what may seem like a stupid choice. the hospital stay still ended up being $700 dollars after insurance.

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[-] unicorn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

Ah, lucky. I love the $35 million dollar, 10k horsepower vehicle. Mine didn't have a food car but train commutes are my favorite commutes. The Providence line was cursed though, always getting stuck or trolled by another train and therefore delayed. For hours sometimes :(

[-] unicorn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

the secret is living way the hell out of the city and spending 1+ hour commuting in on the 300k vehicles that pick you up

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I think these buses are more than 300k, but anyway T mentioned.

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[-] unicorn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

haha, thank you. I try!

[-] unicorn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

it's a type of egg pasta with a lot of regional variation. i tried making the milquetoast butter version once using a Spätzlehobel (to make the noodles) and it was terrible :) :) i wonder if i still have that thing somewhere

[-] unicorn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago

i'm telling mom😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠

[-] unicorn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago

this is the truth. it's awful and even worse re-heated. heavy cream and melted velveeta 'cheese' is the best simulacrum sauce.

[-] unicorn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

wasn't there a whole parable about empathy re: dives and lazarus or something like that? idk i'm not a bible expert like these pastors, obviously.

[-] unicorn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 days ago

can vouch for regular spätzle as being great and i am now very intrigued by its cheesy cousin

[-] unicorn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago

ai has ruined the names claude and siri

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macoroni

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