Reminds me of the old video from the BBC showing people picking spaghetti from the trees and talking about the size of the spaghetti harvest.

If you haven't seen it: https://youtu.be/tVo_wkxH9dU

I knew a senior engineer who did this. Granted I don't blame him, elevated accounts (basically admin accounts) had corporate assigned 36 character(letter, number and special) randomly generated passwords which expired every 6 hours. If you used the account on more than 3 computers the password expires.

To get new password you had to log in with normal account, go to special website, log in with your account and a authenticator code from company phone, request new password, write in a reason why you need it, go back to homepage of special website, approve your own request, go to your manager, ask them to approve it also, go back to special website, likely need to relogin including authenticator, finally new password is shown on screen for 30 seconds....

But how will he afford his fifth mega yacht?

I'll accept death by snoo-snoo

100% true but I was trying to explain the idea of double jeopardy then he brought up appeals so briefly tried to explain how that works

Long thin bread

Be nice and buy a case of water or if you want to be fancy Gatorade/poweraid for the workers. It won't help the concrete directly but being nice to workers typically means they will go the extra bit to make it actually nice instead of the minimum.

"back" yet several additional messages of additional problems

Why are you getting piss drunk at school?

This was medical device testing so I get it but oh my go so annoying

Yes, their name is officemax and then they have the nerve to demand money from me!

Wtf 17 dollars? The laundry mats around me are like 3 dollars to wash and free dry.