I agree, all hail Debian!

Is it currently safe to eat anything? It's like a new outbreak everyday

Yeah which explains my hair in those days

Well hopefully I gave you some joy in this dark time in your life

Expensive but cheaper than it looks like it should cost

Eh, I've slept with worse...

You are sorta right but missing the idea of inheritance. A man in Kentucky with enough resources to move probably didn't live in a trailer park or likely didn't go to public school. He was raised with a tutor and in "that house" in the town.

Moving doesn't make you a better person but if you have the means your child is not growing up in that culture, maybe Kentucky but not in a trailer...

Plenty of printer ink... Ran out of printer ink.... Oh you bought more printer ink

I promise you, you don't have the worst teeth. I will 100% bet mine are worse, I basically don't have teeth. Most are broken off at gym line, I have maybe 5 that are feel able above the gums with my tongue.

For further encouragement to get it fixed, one time many years ago, I graduated high school but was friends with some people a year younger. A friend and I were waiting to pick them up from the school to go hang out and I had a tooth abscess so bad I literally started hallucinating. I remember looking at the sky above the school and saying "wow, look at all those pretty birds" and my friend driving responded "what birds?"... There were no birds. About 30 minutes later the abscess burst and I had the driver pull over so I could spit out the poisonous puss that came out and could of killed me.

I regularly took ibuprofen for the pain. I didn't even count the pills. I got a bottle of 500 pills. Just pour a bunch into my palm and swallow, typically between 10-20. Who knows how much damage to my liver and kidneys that caused.

I can't eat many foods, apples or corn on the cob for example. Sometimes I can eat the food... Sorta. Like eating a burger with a leaf of crunchy lettuce, I have no way to cut the lettuce with my teeth so typically the entire leaf comes out in one bite. Or a sandwich with non-sandwich meat on it, like a chicken parm sandwich I have to be careful so I don't pull out all the chicken at once(usually feasible if I bite cross grain of the chicken).

Yeah, don't be me. Go to the dentists.

I once married a nice piece of meat... It was a mis-steak

Yup some idea. I think I heard it on Reddit but you put it succinctly.

Anyone else reading this keep in mind this changes with partners and situations and maybe by day...without specific examples with lot of details it's hard to tell. If you don't know, ask kindly.

I don't know about that. I work a office job and often deal with people from all over the world. Getting everyone online at the same time for a meeting or phone call is really difficult.

Yes I can send emails but sending an email and not getting a response till next morning really eats into timelines.

We can have video meetings and phone calls and share screens so I fully understand WFH and support it. That said having no requirements for work time I think would be really bad.