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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[-] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 141 points 2 years ago

Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it's more than 6, but is Christian?

[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 34 points 2 years ago

They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Sounds like an interesting bump stock

[-] nezrock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago

Hump stock

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 years ago

Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

[-] sepi@piefed.social 18 points 2 years ago

That's why we will always need human artists

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You rang?

A digital drawing of a swiss-army knife type thing but instead of knives and wholesome tools there are dildos shaped like dragon penises, tentacles and other weird kinky stuff. Also two dragon vaginas and a ball gag and anal beads. This is what I learnt to draw for.

Edit: ... I think I should mark this nsfw. Um. No idea how though.

[-] sepi@piefed.social 4 points 2 years ago

This is beautiful

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 2 years ago

thank you, i try.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

The instance doesn't allow NSFW content, so I don't think you get the option.

Luckily, this falls under a satire or parody exemption (probably), so I'm allowing it.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 2 years ago

I hadn't even considered that it might not be allowed at all, my mistake. Thank you for indulging me :)

[-] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Magnificent

[-] abcd@feddit.org 6 points 2 years ago

We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“

[-] Barowinger@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.

[-] remer@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Does a straw have two holes or one hole?

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 2 years ago

Straws have one hole.

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Is your mouth and anus one hole?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 12 points 2 years ago

Yes, and don't forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

Christmas tree dildos you say?

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?

[-] gift_of_gab@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I assume a menorah of dildos is out.

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