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[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like an interesting bump stock

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

[–] sepi@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's why we will always need human artists

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

You rang?

A digital drawing of a swiss-army knife type thing but instead of knives and wholesome tools there are dildos shaped like dragon penises, tentacles and other weird kinky stuff. Also two dragon vaginas and a ball gag and anal beads. This is what I learnt to draw for.

Edit: ... I think I should mark this nsfw. Um. No idea how though.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

thank you, i try.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The instance doesn't allow NSFW content, so I don't think you get the option.

Luckily, this falls under a satire or parody exemption (probably), so I'm allowing it.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

I hadn't even considered that it might not be allowed at all, my mistake. Thank you for indulging me :)

[–] abcd@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“

[–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.