For some bizarre reason, the algorithm behind the adverts on Tinder has decided that what I need in my life is a 135 hp, 13 ton tractor.
I have absolutely no need for this, it would barely fit on my section, and I certainly don't need it for work.
This is the only advert I've seen for weeks on Tinder.
I'm now getting ads for children's clothing instead.
Clearly the algorithm thinks you are an outdoors type of person who drags kids around behind your tractor.
You think I'll be recommended a toboggan next?
Or a children's coffin
That would actually make a decent toboggan.