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I think most English and Americans would be surprised to learn that large parts of Europe view Germans as uncultured and a bit trash. They dress poorly, can't cook and would sell their mother for some quick cash. Austrians are just Germans except fatter and with a diaper fetish.
I have never heard those stereotypes about germany anywhere. Its a ragebait post so im not supprised.
Detected the French dude
I'm curious about that last part. Please elaborate.
I can't confirm any of that except the cooking part. There's a German restaurant near us, and the entire menu is various forms of Wurst - sausages. Apparently, their entire culinary range consists of hot dogs.
That's simply a bad restaurant
Yes, a real German restaurant would also have a dozen styles of kraut to go with the hot dogs.
Maybe y’all should eat at a restaurant in Germany before you judge German cuisine. I’m not walking into a McDonalds and go “MMM, AMERICAN FOOD TASTES LIKE SHIT!” Fucking hell…
To be fair, mcdonalds in the EU is not nearly the same as mcdonalds in the US.
It is somehow exponentially worse in the US.
McDonald's is actually famous around the world because no matter where you walk into one, you get pretty much the same ‘quality’ of food. So USians love eating McDonald's abroad.
I mostly see Brits/Australians and wealthier locals with small children at McDonalds, who travels to the other side of the planet to eat expensive poison, we have expensive poison at home.
Idk, it's quite a regular trope in discussions on travelling that USian tourists don't eat local cuisine and instead go to McD because they know what they're getting.
Maybe in Europe, idk I've never been there, but the only people I see who talk about "craving maccas" in asia certainly aren't American.
We're just joking with ya there Germy.
You misspelled good
there's a fantastic german restaurant like that near us. wurst served with amazing housemade kraut. imported beer. gluhwein in winter
Name something more German than wearing socks with Birkenstocks
Germany
Which is a style again.
oh gosh we were in a danish themed tourist town. my wife did that because of sunburn. were we going to start a war?
I've tried that, I find the socks make them too likely to slip when I walk. Don't understand it.
(edit: correcting phone typos)
I have poor circulation (possibly Raynaud's Disease) so sandals without extra insulation have been a painful prospecr for two decades.
For me, Birkenstocks slip a little bit no matter what. If I don't wear socks, the rubbing eventually makes me bleed (usually just under the ankle). If I wear socks, that doesn't happen.
I'm not sure why that happens to me and not to most people. Maybe my skin is too dry? But yeah. When I wore Birkenstocks, it was with socks. These days I just don't wear sandals.
I can see that. My feet take a few days of careful husbanding before they develop the callouses for a new pair of sandals, and there's gonna be some sore spots. It helps to stick a bandaid over the sore spots to give them a chance to toughen up.
I can well imagine that some people might take longer or develop blisters more easily, preventing the skin from getting to that point. Dry skin is a good hypothesis.
Socks are a totally decent option. If it's not going to happen, don't try to force it. /nod
Bavaria would like a word.
If anybody in Europe can't cook, it's the Poles.
That's a wild-ass take about the people who gave us pierogi and kielbasa. Bigos and golabki are pretty awesome too.
I mostly heard negative opinions about Dutch cuisine. Despite the popularity of stroopwafel lol
Doesn't kielbasa just mean sausage in Polish? I think sausages existed before Poland. And dumplings are said to originate from China though I'm sure the Poles have their own creative variations of the filling.
Dutch cuisine primarily consists of deep fried food.
Specialities like the frikandel (german frikandel is very different), patat/friet oorlog, waterfiets, kroket, bamischijf, kaassoufle and fried bounty(the candybar). Or this wonderful Arabic/Dutch combination, de kapsalon.
Many people love these foods tho. Well regarded by most tourists.
A dutch restaurant is called a snackbar.
Eastern-European food often can't be attributed to any one country. Pierogi are identical to Ukrainian varenyky, and in case of meat dumplings also Russian pelmeni (borrowed from Komi and Udmurt cuisine). It's hypothesized that dumplings originated in China and spread from there to Europe via the Silk Road trade, possibly via Turks; and to Siberia via Mongols.
I've had very good food in NL but it's pretty expensive compared with Germany
Is that supposed to be food?
And have you all forgot the British exist?
I wonder what your definition of food is if these don't fit it.
The comment that started this discussion specifically mentions their assumed perspective.
The point is that the words just sound like non-sense to anyone outside Poland.
Oh! I thought pierogi and kielbasa were better known internationally given their popularity in New York. Anyway, I'd recommend them!
Everywhere I've lived in the US you could get both at Walmart
Britain is the worst. They took over India to get the spices in order to create the most bland food in the world.
Anywhere north of the Alps, cuisine had to function as a means of enduring the long, cold winter. Hence a lot of it is hearty stodge, without the joie de vivre one finds closer to the Mediterranean.
If Bavaria is any better, its proximity to Italy may be of credit.
Been living in Bavaria for 2 years.
Bavarians can't cook.
My trouble with Bavarian food is the flavor is entirely in the "savory" section. Would you like some buttered noodles? How about just a chicken that's been wonderfully cooked but unspiced? A friend referred to it as the kid's meal section at restaurants.
Wow, clearly someone who has never eaten Saure Zipfl, Saukopf or Presssack.
But is this the average experience? Everyday meal? I think not. Mediterraneans have good everyday meals rest of Europe only for sundays. Tomatoes vs cabbage&potato.
I'd like to throw the brits into the mix.
God please tag this nsfl. Have you even tried Bavarian food? At least Poland has good bakeries
Hohoho... somebody wants to start a new war. Never ever insult german bread.