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The FBI Doubles Down on Easing ‘Bestiality’ Hiring Standards
(www.wired.com)
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this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2026
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You're all missing the bigger picture, with FBI agents being placed at polling stations they need this to - say it with me - RAT FUCK THE ELECTION!
No troops at polling places is a very important part of the ~~constitution~~ US code If the US government is going to use the FBI as a thumb, it should remember that a hand has 4 fingers.
I'm confused about what you expect to happen?
Well, Yakko... that's a very Yakko thing to say.
Ask Wakko, he knows.
Very coy, good job. That would go over great on tiktok, but this is lemmy. You can just talk about attacking cops if you want, you get more points that way too :D
I attack with words, not fists or bullets.
Yet refuse to say what you mean, something's clearly being lost in translation. Could you just sock it to me?
Brem: I'm a psych major! Words are my weapons!
FBI Agent: I'm a FBI Agent. Weapons are my weapons.
Brem: now there's TWO of us!