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[-] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago

It's wild that she just kept on competing. Call me crazy but once I shit my pants in front of thousands of people I immediately get the fuck out if there.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 155 points 2 days ago

She got the runs, not the stops.

[-] absGeekNZ 5 points 2 days ago

If I could give more than one upvote.....well played!

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

And that's why you're not a champion! Every winner shits their pants!

[-] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

Good enough for POTUS is good enough for my household.

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 days ago

many long distance cyclists piss and shit in their knicks.

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I'll never look at those Spandex'd cyclists the same way 😶

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

It's why they're always so butthurt about traffic on roadways.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Just don't get that one dude who'll stare you in the eye and try to outshit you

this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2026
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