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The joys of aging
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Situation permitting, tuck a finger underneath and apply some pressure to your taint area or so at the end of your pee. Sometimes the plumbing needs a bit of help.
That should do it.
I go for more of the cow-milking squeeze and pull, to coax that last drop out into the appropriate location (a/k/a not my pants).
The ol' grundle pump
Ya exactly. I make sure to always do a quick taint massage after peeing at the urinal. It really only takes a minute or so and then you shake.
You stand at a public urinal massaging your taint for over a minute?
Only if there's someone watching. Otherwise it's just a quick poke and I'm done.
ha was just gonna come recommenced the same thing careful if you have a boner though that shit will squirt out