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A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a "wankerchief" that guys could keep around and calling it a "Peter Patter".
It definitely made me giggle far too much. It's a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.
....do you mean like the toilet paper you just mentioned?
Im a dude and wiping with a single sheet of TP after peeing is a gamechanger Im never going back from.
100% highly recommend getting on board with this
Everyone doesn’t do this? My god… 😭
I do it at home. It’s harder in public urinals because I forget to grab a sheet from the dispenser first. If there’s no one else in the restroom, I hold the band of my boxers open to avoid contact and waddle to the sink area to grab a sheet to wipe with. Bringing my own TP roll in my bag solves this issue though.
There are dozens of us
Wat? Yall dont wipe? No suprise that all your stuff gets wet
Most guys don't wipe after peeing, yes. I do, because the thought of doing it with my underwear disgusts me, but uh... yeah I guess it just doesn't occur to most guys. Kinda like washing your hands before your touch your penis.
Some new words just burn themselves into your brain, and this is one of those cases. I didn't need the word "wankerchief" stuck in my head, but now it is, and I keep giggling at odd times. Thanks a bunch.
When I'm at home I always wipe after pissing. While I'd take a pass on the piss rag in my pocket idea, the name still could apply to men's underwear. After all, our underwear is soaking up that unwiped piss already.
Seriously? After I'm done at a urinal, I press the remaining urine out of my urethra and shake it off. There shouldn't be any stray drops if you're doing it properly.
Capillary action "pulls" the actual last drop out when your tip touches your underwear.
No amount of squeezing or pulling can 100%.
Next time you get the opportunity, shake it, milk it, gooch press etc. Then take a single sheet of paper and press it flush against your pee hole. You'll still notice a small drop that would have otherwise gone in your underwear. That's why I always use a toilet if I'm able to. And urinals are gross, there's always splashback even if you can't see it.
(No shade at you specifically btw, I didn't downvote you)
I will say two things:
That "little push" never works 100% reliably, capillary action from your underwear fabric will pull more out.
Men are so fragile they'll jump through a million hoops just to avoid peeing "like a girl"....
What did I just read
#1 is solid. #2 is ahahahaha what??
I wanna say this was a thing on "the league"? I'm not sure what show it was on, but it definitely was and if my memory is right, it was the league.
Taco created the pee bib in The League. Great show.