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[-] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

I will say two things:

  1. Just do a little push on your taint and the extra dripple comes right out.
  2. Barring that, you have to just wrap your entire dingy in a tissue or toilet paper to absorb the liquid over the next few hours. Like a lazy male tampon.
[-] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

What did I just read

#1 is solid. #2 is ahahahaha what??

[-] DrunkenDuckling@lemmus.org 1 points 3 hours ago

That "little push" never works 100% reliably, capillary action from your underwear fabric will pull more out.

Men are so fragile they'll jump through a million hoops just to avoid peeing "like a girl"....

this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2026
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