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>Mr Oppen, I'm afraid to inform you that your creation, "Japmelter 3000 Megaladon Ultrakill" has been used in...an unexpected manner.

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[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

God this movie sucked.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

Was better than most movies that year. Kinda does say something about that year with movies tho

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Still better than Tenet

[-] dellish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I'll get down voted along with you, but yes it did. I didn't even finish watching it.

[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Let's light a can of gasoline on fire, that'll be a good practical effect that represents the destructive power of nuclear weapons in a movie about the dangers of atomics!

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I honestly didn’t even make it far enough through that snooze fest to reach that scene.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

However, it was exceptionally wonderful.

this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2026

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