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I’m like 99% sure he’s bisexual.
I’d say, if only he wasn’t so closeted, but let’s be honest… he’d still be a narcissistic racist pedo bastard even if he was open about it.
Theseistic, not narcissistic. Narcissus "rejected eros" which is a problematic religious way to say he was aroace.
No way bro. He only fucks bitches. Bro, it's like pussy village in his house bro. Just pussies in his house. Solely and homogeneously. Including when he's there. Bro
Homogenously? Did you just say homo, bro?
No separated pasteurized milk, bro
Homogenous means the same throughout, heterogenous means different throughout.
It's incredible you think that's a slur.
Lemmy users are never beating the reputation of reading everything literally.
Real, it's almost too good to correct
Funny thing is, the other guy likely thinks that I was talking about you and not them.
Sexual degeneracy doesn't have orientation, it's about power.
Exactly. It isn't necessarily even about sexual pleasure or arousal. Just the rush of being in control. Fucking pathetic.
So you're saying perversion is akin to creating a map based on the most efficient paths of a mycelium network?
Maybe Japan should've first applied this technology towards displacing perverted greedy degenerates before mapping out efficient systems of mass transportation?
What the fuck are you talking about Jessie?
Am I supposed to say magnets?
We would be remiss if you didn't
Magnets, bitch.
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This guy says Trump has dementia and his filter is getting worse, it's not that he's gay/bisexual
He has a heap of shorts about Trump incidents
A filter only filters out things that are present. He's talked this way about men many times.
Don’t forget his penchant for feeling elite athlete men’s legs with admiration
He's asexual biromantic
For sure a bottom though with ~~both~~ ALL genders
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Even with the kids, if you believe Sascha Riley.
I'm not sure who Sacha Riley is, but if I was into betting I'd put my money on "Donald Trump Fucked Children"
I'd say "currently fucks", but I'm fairly certain he can't take any more erectile dysfunction pills without popping like a balloon, and his super fans fallow him everywhere so where would he go?
This is why he is reduced to being reamed by Putin during their meatings.
Look him up. Claims to be the adopted son of a pilot that worked for Epstein. Says he was one of the kids involved, tells some stories, including one involving a wooden tent stake that would explain why Trump supposedly wears a diaper and why his primary physician for nearly 40 years was a gastroenterologist.
Trump wears a diaper because he's fucking 80 years old and did a fuckton of speed which leads to bowel leakage. You're telling me he was befudged with a tent stake? Honestly, that's a stretch.
He wouldn't have been able to shill terrible steaks if he was fucked with a stake.
He's too narcissistic. He IS agent Krasnov. He WAS there when the mob tossed his illegitimate child into Lake Michigan, and he IS stripping this country for all it's worth. Also, release the unredacted Epstein files.
There are Trump parodies with him shitting himself constantly that are 20 yo (Drawn Together's Bucky Bucks). It could just be a coincidence, but it could also be that it has been gossiped abt for a long time
Dude has an ass made for poopin'. It runs in his genes. Jeans. Dammit that joke only works when you say it aloud.
Trump had incontinence issues and needed to be changed when he was filming The Apprentice almost 25 years ago. That is not normal drug induced issues, that does not explain having a GI as your primary for most of your adult life.
This is all widely available knowledge. So many things can cause an asshole to lose control of their asshole. Some say it's a power move. Some say it's due to years of prescription speed. Some say it's because it's what he deserves. Who knows. I personally don't need to. It's gross. He's gross. And he definitely shits himself.
Did you know his grandfather started their family in North America by stealing & running a brothel during the Klondike in the Yukon? For all we know, it's a curse. Just like that whole damned family is to the world.
I'm just saying to listen to the Sascha Riley interviews. You can come to your own conclusions after that.
I'm pretty sure that's the same person my ex keeps telling me to check out. The very same evil ex that is also really into Joe Rogan.
Broken clocks and all that
..my ex and Joe are both so full of shit that they probably poop twice a day.
....but not a power bottom.
Imagine a whoopy cushion