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I case you are unaware Chase Oliver was the 2024 Libertarian nominee for President and an open homosexual

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[-] aksdb@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

Oh oh, he didn’t even say “no homo”. /s

[-] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 hours ago

Remember when he talked about Arnold Palmers penis?

He's fond of men and blonde women.

[-] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 1 points 27 minutes ago
[-] myyass@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

It forgot to put the lotion on it's skin?

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 2 hours ago

just like hesgeth wanted to inspectng strapping young men in the military.

[-] troybot@piefed.social 18 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Howard Dean said "YEAAAAA!" and it was the end of his political career.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago

Yeah but he was not a toy of the wealthy.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

Dan Quayle misspelled "potato."

[-] omghi@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 hours ago
[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

"--but I'm standing over here, and I don't do this with men very often, but I started examining his body.  Because I didn't know he was a great athlete.  And I looked, and I watched up and down and I looked at his ass and I looked at the whole th..."Trump trails off, laughter from the crowd"And then I looked at his hands, look at his hands, he's got these... like, claws.  And I got it.  'You are a great athlete! I didn't know that!' Cause he doesn't talk about that. Congratulations. Now they finally know. That was very good."cheers from the crowd

I fucking wish this was AI.

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 hours ago

and then my mouth opened a little. My tongue extended. I was salivating profusely.... sorry where was I. Vote for me on the ballot for senate! No wait. Iran and Yemen think I'm on the ballot. I'm not deeply tonguing that ass. sorry, where was I?

[-] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 54 points 6 hours ago

"I don't do this with men very often..."

Really cause he seems to do this a lot.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 2 hours ago

he does do the double hand jerk alot.

[-] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 16 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

You guys ever think about that famous golfer dude’s massive schlong just swaying in the locker room?? Is that just me?! Nah, you all do, admit it.

[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

"Not in a gay way of course. I was just looking at his ass thinking about squeezing it, but not in a gay way. Just to see how firm it was so I could imagine biting it, not in a gay way though. I could even imagine sticking a finger up there and holding him like a bowling ball in a very straight masculine way of course."

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 points 4 hours ago

This is much funnier when you look up Chase Oliver, and see that he was the Libertarian presidential candidate in 2024. He is also openly gay.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

and what's his opinion on government issued drivers licences? And how did the crowd take it?

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 points 2 hours ago

I have absolutely no idea. The name just rang a bell, and I looked at his Wikipedia page

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[-] AgentSeven@lemmy.zip 1 points 39 minutes ago

I'm embarrassed that I ever thought Libertarians were ever anything other than highly regarded.

[-] Norn@lemmy.zip 29 points 5 hours ago

I’m like 99% sure he’s bisexual.

[-] Zensate@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Sexual degeneracy doesn't have orientation, it's about power.

[-] normanwall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

This guy says Trump has dementia and his filter is getting worse, it's not that he's gay/bisexual

He has a heap of shorts about Trump incidents

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 minutes ago

A filter only filters out things that are present. He's talked this way about men many times.

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 22 points 5 hours ago

I’d say, if only he wasn’t so closeted, but let’s be honest… he’d still be a narcissistic racist pedo bastard even if he was open about it.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 hours ago

No way bro. He only fucks bitches. Bro, it's like pussy village in his house bro. Just pussies in his house. Solely and homogeneously. Including when he's there. Bro

[-] Zensate@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Homogenously? Did you just say homo, bro?

[-] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

For sure a bottom though with ~~both~~ ALL genders

--🫱{(🍊)}🫲--

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 minutes ago

Even with the kids, if you believe Sascha Riley.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

....but not a power bottom.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Imagine a whoopy cushion

[-] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago
[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 hours ago

Is this a real photo or an AI fabrication with the whole bubba thing?

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 hour ago

its fake, but theres rumor out there when he was with epstein he gave clinton a "Handy J/"

[-] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

It came out at the same time as the bubba thing. Nothing was confirmed ofc.

This one is surely real. Kinda weird that Clinton would be the guy he gets caught playing "the dick touching game" with. Except

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago

It had been a while.

In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this Hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

Name was Russell.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago

Well, faster than you can say "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."

[-] troybot@piefed.social 4 points 3 hours ago

Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance.

[-] Denfa@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Gay jokes are big with the MAGA set. Makes them feel cosmopolitan.

[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 hours ago

Bubba must be seething with jealousy.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

lewinsky got jealous?

this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2026
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