Oh oh, he didn’t even say “no homo”. /s
Remember when he talked about Arnold Palmers penis?
He's fond of men and blonde women.

It forgot to put the lotion on it's skin?
just like hesgeth wanted to inspectng strapping young men in the military.
Howard Dean said "YEAAAAA!" and it was the end of his political career.
Yeah but he was not a toy of the wealthy.
Dan Quayle misspelled "potato."
WHAT
I fucking wish this was AI.
and then my mouth opened a little. My tongue extended. I was salivating profusely.... sorry where was I. Vote for me on the ballot for senate! No wait. Iran and Yemen think I'm on the ballot. I'm not deeply tonguing that ass. sorry, where was I?
"I don't do this with men very often..."
Really cause he seems to do this a lot.
he does do the double hand jerk alot.
You guys ever think about that famous golfer dude’s massive schlong just swaying in the locker room?? Is that just me?! Nah, you all do, admit it.
"Not in a gay way of course. I was just looking at his ass thinking about squeezing it, but not in a gay way. Just to see how firm it was so I could imagine biting it, not in a gay way though. I could even imagine sticking a finger up there and holding him like a bowling ball in a very straight masculine way of course."
This is much funnier when you look up Chase Oliver, and see that he was the Libertarian presidential candidate in 2024. He is also openly gay.
and what's his opinion on government issued drivers licences? And how did the crowd take it?
I have absolutely no idea. The name just rang a bell, and I looked at his Wikipedia page
congrats! You're today's one in ten thousand!
short https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZITP93pqtdQ
long https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcllE7fx8-I
I'm embarrassed that I ever thought Libertarians were ever anything other than highly regarded.
I’m like 99% sure he’s bisexual.
Sexual degeneracy doesn't have orientation, it's about power.
This guy says Trump has dementia and his filter is getting worse, it's not that he's gay/bisexual
He has a heap of shorts about Trump incidents
A filter only filters out things that are present. He's talked this way about men many times.
I’d say, if only he wasn’t so closeted, but let’s be honest… he’d still be a narcissistic racist pedo bastard even if he was open about it.
No way bro. He only fucks bitches. Bro, it's like pussy village in his house bro. Just pussies in his house. Solely and homogeneously. Including when he's there. Bro
Homogenously? Did you just say homo, bro?
For sure a bottom though with ~~both~~ ALL genders
--🫱{(🍊)}🫲--
Even with the kids, if you believe Sascha Riley.
....but not a power bottom.
Imagine a whoopy cushion

Is this a real photo or an AI fabrication with the whole bubba thing?
its fake, but theres rumor out there when he was with epstein he gave clinton a "Handy J/"
It came out at the same time as the bubba thing. Nothing was confirmed ofc.
This one is surely real. Kinda weird that Clinton would be the guy he gets caught playing "the dick touching game" with. Except

It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this Hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Well, faster than you can say "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance.
Gay jokes are big with the MAGA set. Makes them feel cosmopolitan.
Bubba must be seething with jealousy.
lewinsky got jealous?
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