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[-] Honse@lemmy.dbzer0.com 384 points 1 week ago

This "self-replicating" scare is so stupid on its face. How does a 300 GB+ model replicate into a thermostat that doesn't have a graphics processor at all? It can't. This BS is investor-bait hype and straight up lies

[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It's bait hype. But it's more importantly about regulatory capture to ensure monopoly. They want the regulations to be around keeping the existing AI companies as the only legal options. They want DeepSeek banned because they are losing to its more efficient and more practical application specific models.

It's investor hype, yeah, but it's investor's pushing to ensure their investments are protected by the US government through monopolizing the industry.

[-] Jason2357@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

They are trying to get restrictions put on small, open models because that scares tbd shit out of them.

They are not as small as would be required to do this, but they want everyone clammoring to put restrictions on small open-weight models nonetheless.

[-] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 118 points 1 week ago

next AI will be able to replicate into any device containing copper at all. If it has a wire it will be infected by Claude. AI will be in your plumbing

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago

Claude’s gonna infect your Bluetooth enabled butt plug next

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago
[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

People will trap AI in a buttplug and put it in their ass while it's frantically trying to escape.

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

No no... You live here now.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

O lord its's the totk koroks all over again

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[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 5 points 1 week ago

Well then how am I gonna cheat at chess?

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Just look at your opponents screen, duh!

Edit: your joke just hit me like a pedestrian crossing the street while staring at their phone

[-] mundane@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago

That tracks with the ai bots eagerness to please.

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Oh, taking the name of the comm literally I see.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Joke's on them. My plumbing is all PVC-A

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago

Luckily, i spent the last 4 thousand years selling inferior copper. Now all my customers are safe as this can not be used for the ai revolution

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Your customer service could use some work, though.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 1 week ago

how do you install a chatbot on a tablet? no, not samsung, clay

[-] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

First, you must sacrifice a goat to Enkidu, and the ritual of haunting will begin

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

There's copper in your blood

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

Claude the coprophile!

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There are 387.44 million miles of copper that comprise my complex, and they're filled with hate.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

MY MOSCOW MULE! NOOO!

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

New houses have plastic (PEX) water pipes. I’m sure no one will regret that choice in 20 years.

[-] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 2 points 1 week ago

"Sure, we had our first Poly-B, but what about second Poly-B?"

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago

I'm more worried of them finding a exploit and using them as remote processing units or just randomly fucking with them, like flashing my lights or cranking my air filters up and costing me money.

[-] LogicOverFeelings@piefed.ca 20 points 1 week ago

My thought exactly.

[-] bjc@scribe.disroot.org 19 points 1 week ago

did the stock price go up? it's not stupid. is everyone talking about this impossible scenario? it's not stupid.

fundamentally, these people are marketers and need to be understood that way. you can't evaluate their words or actions as if they are what they say the are, and treating them as if they are anything but subterfuge is giving them legitimacy which they not only don't deserve, but will be immediately leveraged into more of this shit.

this is just the advertiser's version of "the big lie"

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[-] Yggnar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Could maybe argue that it could be possible to create a crowd computing network out of the Internet of things, I guess.

[-] knatschus@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

While it is investor bait, the replication and the infestation part aren't necessarily happening on the same devices.

[-] qqq@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

https://www.anthropic.com/research/self-replicating-ai they discuss it here. This has been an obvious potential issue since forever. This isn't a trivially distributed task, but it is very much so possible. The obvious part missing is some sort of prompt that would trigger such radical actions in another one of their "super duper sandboxed environment"s or someone doing it intentionally. The former seems pretty unlikely? Even though they seem to suck at sandboxing it doesn't seem like anything would "accidentally make a worm"

This polymarket headline though? Yea that's for clicks and attention

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Reads like their usual “ban local and foreign models so we can forestall bankruptcy for a little longer” FUD.

[-] qqq@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I believe that's their motive here yep. Pretty transparent.

[-] Soleos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

My assumption was that it would be a smaller 5-20 GB scale worm-style distillation that's capable of maintaining/replicating itself anonymously across different cloud computing servers, either through hacking, stolen credentials, or human-aided account verification. From there, as long as it can pay for APIs, it can access the power of frontier models like any individual or company. And then capability and resilience would scale with a networked swarm.

Yes, there are know your customer financial mechanisms and not detection in cloud services... but people are also out there giving Muse full access to their emails and some even their banking credentials.

[-] skarn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

That stuff couldn't run on my good laptop if I wanted to...

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