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[-] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 125 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't know how else to describe it other than that it's just warm and comfy. I found myself doing that a lot when my hands were cold in the winter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Reading all the responses on this comment, I definitely love how this comm wouldn't be this comm if everyone didn't talked about balls, cocks, tits, asses and pussies.

I love this comm! *Wiggles everbody's balls*

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 days ago

But didn't that make your dick cold/shrink? Does the shrinking hurt? It seems like it would.

[-] draconik@infosec.pub 124 points 2 days ago
[-] Sludge@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

It does hurt and I need you to touch it to make it warm again.

[-] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 74 points 2 days ago

Shrinking does not hurt, what gave you that idea?

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 days ago

Me, it just seems like it would, I dunno.

[-] zout@fedia.io 40 points 2 days ago

It's rather the opposite, the shrinking makes for less small accidents because the junk gets less trapped or dangling in the way.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 21 points 2 days ago

It feels like your nipples getting soft

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago

Oh, ok, well that sounds fine... But they get hard when they're cold. Thinking about it, it's kinda odd you don't get hard when you're cold too. (Or maybe you do, but I meant all guys.)

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Wait a minute. You're right. Why DOESN'T it get hard when cold like my nipples!? What the hell!?

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago

Because your nipples get hard due to the erectile muscles (same as goosebumps, a holdover from when we were hairier), and your scrotum is constantly adjusting to keep the ideal temp for sperm production/genital function.

[-] Kenny4tunes@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Genital function, in the current economic climate?

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Genital function? Yeah I sure hope it does

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Well, I don't appreciate it.

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 36 points 2 days ago

Shrinkage doesn't hurt at all, unless you start pulling on the ballsack skin to stretch it again. That can hurt a little.

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago

Why would you do that‽ 😬😂

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago

Sometime for fun, sometimes for profit, but most of the time it's boredom.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 days ago

I'm intrigued by making profit from tugging on my ballskin

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago
[-] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Subscribe to watch me stretch my ballsack skin live on camera

[-] Tai@piefed.world 6 points 2 days ago

seconded, anything helps in this economy

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

67% of men (compared to 25% of women) choose to shock themselves rather than do nothing (https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1250830)

[-] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Oh god I felt that /wince

[-] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 21 points 2 days ago

Being locally cold doesn't make it shrink that much, being globally cold does. It's a response to your core body temp primarily.

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

TIL, fascinating.

[-] hayvan@piefed.world 22 points 2 days ago

Too much heat inside pants, not enough heat in hands. Cup the balls and everyone is happy.

[-] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago

If it shrinking hurt, I and many other women like me would be in trouble lmao

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Why? I just meant from the cold when it was already soft. Not shrinking back down from being hard.

Edit: Ah, maybe I get it, I dunno... Hopefully that wasn't offensive.

[-] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

I meant the shrinkage from hrt lol but from personal experience the feeling of hrt shrinkage has been about what it felt like on cold days, minus y'know the cold feeling.

That said, I think every testicular possessor knows that feeling when you pull out a pair of undies on a winter morning and the cold fabric pushes against them and you flinch in response. It's not quite pain, but all your torso muscles contracting in reflex might be painful.

Cold shrinkage, in my opinion, isn't painful.

Don't worry about being offensive, I genuinely can't think of how you could have been offensive with that comment.

[-] teslekova@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Heh. Like walking into cold water, the moment it reaches the base of your balls.... Eeeek!

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Thank you for sharing and that's good, I hope it keeps shrinking, lol.

I dunno, people get offended by random things I never consider until it's too late. For some reason, I didn't even register it as a trans statement until after I tapped post and then I felt bad.

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