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But didn't that make your dick cold/shrink? Does the shrinking hurt? It seems like it would.
It does not hurt haha
It does hurt and I need you to touch it to make it warm again.
Shrinking does not hurt, what gave you that idea?
Me, it just seems like it would, I dunno.
It's rather the opposite, the shrinking makes for less small accidents because the junk gets less trapped or dangling in the way.
It feels like your nipples getting soft
Oh, ok, well that sounds fine... But they get hard when they're cold. Thinking about it, it's kinda odd you don't get hard when you're cold too. (Or maybe you do, but I meant all guys.)
Wait a minute. You're right. Why DOESN'T it get hard when cold like my nipples!? What the hell!?
Because your nipples get hard due to the erectile muscles (same as goosebumps, a holdover from when we were hairier), and your scrotum is constantly adjusting to keep the ideal temp for sperm production/genital function.
Genital function, in the current economic climate?
Genital function? Yeah I sure hope it does
Well, I don't appreciate it.
Shrinkage doesn't hurt at all, unless you start pulling on the ballsack skin to stretch it again. That can hurt a little.
Why would you do that‽ 😬😂
Sometime for fun, sometimes for profit, but most of the time it's boredom.
I'm intrigued by making profit from tugging on my ballskin
Subscribe to watch me stretch my ballsack skin live on camera
said Adam22.
seconded, anything helps in this economy
67% of men (compared to 25% of women) choose to shock themselves rather than do nothing (https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1250830)
Oh god I felt that /wince
Being locally cold doesn't make it shrink that much, being globally cold does. It's a response to your core body temp primarily.
TIL, fascinating.
Too much heat inside pants, not enough heat in hands. Cup the balls and everyone is happy.
If it shrinking hurt, I and many other women like me would be in trouble lmao
Why? I just meant from the cold when it was already soft. Not shrinking back down from being hard.
Edit: Ah, maybe I get it, I dunno... Hopefully that wasn't offensive.
I meant the shrinkage from hrt lol but from personal experience the feeling of hrt shrinkage has been about what it felt like on cold days, minus y'know the cold feeling.
That said, I think every testicular possessor knows that feeling when you pull out a pair of undies on a winter morning and the cold fabric pushes against them and you flinch in response. It's not quite pain, but all your torso muscles contracting in reflex might be painful.
Cold shrinkage, in my opinion, isn't painful.
Don't worry about being offensive, I genuinely can't think of how you could have been offensive with that comment.
Heh. Like walking into cold water, the moment it reaches the base of your balls.... Eeeek!
Thank you for sharing and that's good, I hope it keeps shrinking, lol.
I dunno, people get offended by random things I never consider until it's too late. For some reason, I didn't even register it as a trans statement until after I tapped post and then I felt bad.