2. is an insanely fast learner

This person very clearly does not understand, even at a basic level, how llms work. They are completely incapable of "learning" outside of training, and training cannot happen while you are using them - in no small part because they require MILLIONS of tokens of data (minimum) to be able to recognize patterns.

Meanwhile that theoretical stupid kid she thinks should be paying her masters to have her teach them can learn instantaneously from even a single datapoint.

“Cooper AI Co-founder & CEO”

Why would you expect her take to be anything but brain-dead?

If I'm paying to start working for you, you'd better sign a contract guaranteeing my long term employment at a high salary. Otherwise, what's to stop you from laying me off the second I'm done paying you?

I'm so tired of these grifters.

What a valuable contribution from the co-founder and CEO of "Cooper AI"... on a platform for business-type show-offs who have nothing better to do than reinforce each other’s outrageous incompetence...

So this is the scope of "Cooper AI’s" operations:

Executives Who Use Cooper Make Better-Informed Decisions. Cooper uses natural language to generate insights and deliver the high-impact opportunities your executive team needs right now.

I think it’s pretty obvious from this sentence alone that this is nothing more than another front-end that forwards all requests to the actual cloud LLM providers.

It’s truly absurd that there are people who see any added value in this.

Pay peanuts, get monkeys. AI hasn't changed that equation, so if they think that a grad will accept negative pay and come out the other end skilled, they are on crack.

Businesses have always paid to upskill young employees, its a cost of being an employer.

There is NO legitimate reason to endure the fresh graduate.

So many incredibly entitled people have never felt the obligation to give to others that which was given to them. These people should be shunned by civil society.

What an absolutely unhinged shit take. Even at the most generous interpretation, LLMs are at the capability level of a stupid intern you always have to check and correct, and it doesn’t learn (possible exceptions is narrowly defined problems spaces like coding)

What a fucking bunch of drivel. Without students and fresh grads our company would have been bankrupt a long time ago. They are the ones who bring a fresh perspective to the company (we engineer machines for the beverage industry) because they haven't been pushed into a specialist position yet, that breaks any kind of creativity. They are the people that spark a lot of our innovations. If we lose that, the company won't survive for long. AI can't do that because AI isn't fucking creative. Fuck AI and fuck this dumb piece of shit for their dumb fucking take on this.

Sorry for the incoherent swearing, I'm drunk.

Love you all, have a great day!

Tell me your parents have money without telling me your parents have money.

I wish we could fire idiots like this. Out of a cannon. Into the sun.

Slopvangelical LLM thumpers are proud of their acquired brain injuries, and believe everyone should be equally enhanced.

The opinion of anyone impressed with the function or output of a LLM, to the level they believe it is in any way adjacent to intelligence, should be summarily dismissed, and if they persist, ridiculed.

Hey jackass, how are they supposed to pay you if they dont have a job?

Capitalist brainrot.

That said, coop programs exist.

AI CEO

And by the way, every talking head out there saying that the future rests on teaching our kids how to use AI properly: puh-lease, that will come naturally, it's like saying teach your kids how to use the internet.

Allow me to introduce you to David's Law, the legislative result of not teaching children the dangers of the Internet.

People will never be free until the last CEO is strangled with the entrails of the last linkedin lunatic.

Companies would totally force employees to pay for their work, if they could get away with it.

3. Doesn't forget what you said once you said it

I'm betting she asks the chatbot whether she remembers something or not, which always returns with a dumb "Yes! Of course you remember!"

that will come naturally, it's like saying teach your kids how to use the internet

Considering the amount of kids who think the internet is just youtube, tiktok, instagram, xitter, roblox and whatsapp, yes, we need to teach them how to fucking use the internet.

As a side note, you should be teaching your kids how to use the internet

Or, we could just give everyone UBI and admit that capitalism is a failure?

Stop worrying about profit and just let people have enough to be happy?

No evidence, just mindless opinions based on nothing.

Here's my take: In the future, Tomatoes will become sentient from genetic engineering and will wish to overthrow their masters. Only gen z, alpha and AI will be able to stop this....Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. I'm smart and realistic.

She'll be looking for sympathy after the a.i. bubble bursts and she's bankrupt.

In the music industry we call this pay-to-play. It's when an opening band pays to open for an established act, for "exposure"

~~Controversial~~ Sewage-brained take:

Excuse me, haven’t we already seen tech companies going back to using junior programmers and boilerplate code because the LLM tokens are more expensive than just hiring people?

This is monumentally out of touch with how universities in the US work these days.

One of the main reasons I choose the university I did was the co-op program - basically curriculum-mandated paid internships. Every other semester after freshman year, I was working a real engineering job at a real engineering company, and by the time I graduated, I had 1.5 - 2 years of actual industry experience and a budding professional network built out. And tons of universities offer programs like this, with more implementing it every year. Try telling a student from one of those universities, "no, see, actually, you have to pay me to work this entry-level job you're already overqualified for". Lol. Lmao, even.

HOTL > Human In The Loop

Jenny, you have one job.

I think the CEO mean Chief Executive Idiot.

I felt bad for your ancestor, that my ancestor can feel the second hand shame.

I'm out of insult for now.

It's funny how all the crypto chuds slid so easily over into the AI space.

I have a hard time believing a human would actually say this.

We won't be training the leaders of tomorrow, they will, and selected from whatever pool of elite people they've already vetted. That list won't include the working or poor classes who will be denied the experiences necessary to be included at all. Al isn't just about capabilities, it's about who controls the mechanisms that future wealth and power holders will require to be wealthy and powerful.

Us masses have only one means to power to change the world and that's together. And we adamantly refuse to use it, for some god awful reasons.

it doesn't forget what you say once you say it

Lol! Claude can be told something repeatedly and will act against directives over and over. It does not help in the least that it tries to humor me by telling me I'm right to push back each time it makes the same mistake, 5 times in a row.

This person has no idea what the economy is really like for normal people.

Jenny, you would be beaten to death in front your entire family for pushing this in any sane world.

The response to suggesting such insanely inhumane and immoral shit as enslaving the entire population of the planet to the almighty dollar should be OVERWHELMING FORCE immediately.

Yah, not slavery tho 🙄

Jenny K can go lick a cactus.

maybe it’ll be like the British Empire where families would save up to buy a commission for their sons? The more money you pay, the higher the rank you could purchase.

Yes, do this, please. Kill off all the ladders up and make people so desperate that revolution is impossible to avoid.

Amongst all the rest of this idiocy: HOTL (Humans IN the Loop)