When you've got an enormous cello case on your back you just become a target for drunk people to yell stuff (that's the only blowjob offer I've had off it though)
I have toothache and legitimately feel like 5 at times š„²
One time I was walking along in the evening with my cello on my back, group of drunk girls pass me by on the other side of the road
One yells "I'll give you a blowy if I can play your guitar"
I shout back "it's a cello and I'm gay, sorry!", they all lose it laughing, felt good
Must mean his Pet Horse
Woodworker - I'm careful complimenting a piece someone's midway on in the workshop, just in case I accidentally curse them to screw it up in the final moments
Fortunately it's not hard to touch wood just in case
Not fossilised, probably an old pile for supporting something
I got given an AI slop set of plans to sort out - admittedly with an apology and a "this doesn't look right can you fix it" but eurghhh
A sample of the nonsense - I'm not sure I can make a 10nm brace, and I certainly don't have any furby cactors
Made as a commission based on Death from Soul Eater, client's favourite anime
All solid oak with stained ash in the round pockets (First use for some of the free bits from my last post)
Mostly oak and cherry, and a little bit of walnut and maple
I meannnn
Brit here, all the elements are correct but jeez please cook all of that for at least twice as long
"SWATGPT you killed the wrong person"
"You're absolutely right, that was my bad and I'll do better next time"
Trump mayyyy have sucked Clinton off on Epstein's island, according to the new email release...
Knowing how prone they are to this kind of crap, I wanted to wait and see what it'd say when my streak ran out, I wasn't disappointed
This sounds like what you're after :)
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