I did run it through a translator first to make sure I wasn't agreeing with something that Elon's heart would go out to. Thank you though.
Yeah, what they said!
Oops, gun went off. 30 times.
One was. What they don't know is that the taxi was being driven by a cat who had been assigned the mission to preserve the secrecy of their own clandestine meetings.
OP is a dolphin who got screwed by an electrical power outlet mid-post.
Have you tested the delete button for your Lemmy account?
If I do and then there's a split along the nearest tectonic plate boundaries, people will say it's my fault.
Same reason we have a number that you call to report a suspected drunk driver but not one for somebody doing a great job following all the laws.
Sure, the text is garbage, but how about that wall-mounted forked metal dildo? Damn, Parker, didn't know you had it in you.
I could've beaten it but only to the first story, second one's too sad.
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in Dean-tention for whatever it was we did wrong.
It does not make sense!
Anybody recognize this guy?
vInpu', vInpu', vInpu',
There's far too many of you dying (without honor)...
But on the bright side, she didn't have to get a couple needles in her arm that she'd have forgotten about almost immediately. Surely that's worth the sacrifice.