This is fun creative writing but entirely false.
Ok let's do it for real then:
Someone once said to me, "I have to go to the capital of the house, and please do not be wise for the vessel of the Beita. She said, "Wise, with a finger and a ram." B'Tselem 'L' on her forehead.
Well, the years draw and don't always stop Full of rules and I'm on the road There is no point in living without joy Your intelligence is wise, but your head is weakened There's a lot to do, a lot to see What's wrong with taking the hidden alleys? You won't know if you won't go You will not shine if you do not shine
Oh now, you are a star god Take the game, prepare a player Oh now, you're a rock star Make a show, take a salary
It do be like that, fellow star god.
Your intelligence is wise, but your head is weakened
This is way better than the OP.
If you end your lines with double space your new lines won't be eaten.
Yeah I tried that but the separate quote blocks looked weird so I undid it
you gotta do like:
>big long quote
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more quote down here
and it looks like:
big long quote
more quote down here
Right in the feels. 😭
sigh
Look man. I'm pretty sure everybody already knew this going in. It's like going to a pro wrestling show, and proudly declairing it to be a fake sham of a specticle.
We all just want to see 20 midgets attack a bullfighter waving a red flag, while we eat nachos and drink beers.
Let us have our fun, alright?
No, fuck right off. That BS attitude is a big part of what killed reddit. Fake shit that tries to pass itself off as real is lame as fuck and insulting. With pro wrestling or plays or movies, you go in expecting it to be fake. It doesn't really matter if the wrestlers don't have any real beef or real drama, you still get to see 20 midgets attacking a bullfighter. The lie is just the set up, not the main event. But shit like this post? The lie is the entire thing. Take it away and you just have someone's shitty, unclever, poetry that isn't interesting or funny enough to stand on its own.
What is the entertainment from the meme? Is it that "Auto-translate did this"? Or is it "This is All Star as if it was a passage from the Bible"?
If it's the latter (which I personally found amusing) then why are you getting your panties is a twist that it wasn't a computer that did this?
Yeah remember the "disregard wenches, acquire currency" meme? It's just that.
That meme always drove me crazy because "fuck bitches, get money" should be translated to "copulate with women, acquire currency", not "disregard women".
"Fuck" can be translated to "disregard": "Fuck that.'
I know but I don't think that was Biggie Smalls' intention. Correct me if I'm wrong.
He definitely meant it both ways, as he also says in the song "fuck n***as, get money" and half the lyrics are about women cheating on him or running around and him being like "fuck you bitch"
I assume this was translated by a human both ways, not machine translated. It's plausible in that case
Aquire your wages!
Acquire your wages!
Acquire your wages!
My world bears flame! Does yours do the same?
I'm in agreement with the situation, and it will never cease to amuse me.
Threw it into some shitty online ai translator since google translate doesn’t support aramaic and used the same one to translate it back. Here’s what it spit out (no formatting because fuck you I don’t want to)
Once someone told me, the world is destined to turn, I am not wise in stone tools. She appeared foolish, with her finger pointing to a 'L' on her forehead. Yet the years begin to come and do not halt, consumed by rules while I run from the land. It makes no sense to live in pleasure, how can a wise man emerge when your head is in folly? There is so much to do, so much to see; what is wrong with traveling inner paths? You won’t know if you don’t go, you won’t shine if you don’t take care. Be now, you are a star. Sit in your game, go play. Be now, you are a rock star. Bring the show, receive a reward. All that glistens is gold, only falling stars shatter the form. It is a fine place, and they say it will cool down; you are now wrapped, wait until you mature. But the mighty meteors think otherwise, according to the hole in the dualistic picture. The ice we slide on is very thin, the waters are enclosing and you must swim. My world is on fire; what about you? Thus, I love it and do not tire. Be now, you are a star. Sit in your game, go play. Be now, you are a rock star. Bring the show, receive a reward. All that glistens is gold, only falling stars shatter the form. (Go to the moon, go, go) (Go to the moon, go, go) (Go to the moon) (Go, go, go to the moon). Be now, you are a star. Sit in your game, go play. Be now, you are a rock star. Bring the show, receive a reward. And all that glistens is gold, only falling stars; someone once asked, 'Can you leave me a bit of coal? I need to escape this place.' I said, 'Yes, what an idea, I need a bit of fuel.' And we all need a little change. So, the years begin to come and do not stop, consumed by rules while I run from the land. It makes no sense to live in pleasure, how can a wise man emerge when your head is in folly? There is so much to do, so much to see; what is wrong with traveling inner paths? You won’t know if you don’t go (go!) you won’t shine if not...
This is honestly just as good as the original post
It doesn't tell me to go acquire wages so it's arguably even better!
So I guess the least thing changed since then is how much we care about things shining and glowing, both physically and metaphorically.
The brain increases its wisdom, but your heart increases its stupidity.
Oof.
And all that doth glimmer is gilded bright,
Yet only blazing stars do rends moulds in flight.
Behold! The years begin coming, and they do not cease from coming!
Sounds like something Dr Weird would say if he ever had an evil plan that involved reciting poetry.
"So Steve, what did you think of my poetry?"
"Oh, ehrm, well Dr. Weird, it was uh..."
"Haha, you fool, it was bad on purpose, and I'll waste so many people's time with it at the open mic next week. mwawhaha"

the streets of the backside
Appallingly good translation there
Like when sweat slides between your cheeks
Fakeness aside, I like this part and feel like I need it on a poster or something:
Behold now! You are entirely a star child!
Begin your power! Go! Laugh!
There is not much good translatiors
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