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[–] PantanoPete@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When I was growing up in India I believed that I was surrounded by the dumbest and most ignorant people on earth, then I moved to the US for a while and was surprised most people remembered to breathe.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The unvax'd population in India is greater than the population of the United States. Unfortunately, only 90% of the US is vax'd against measles, which is a staggering number in and of itself, but I'm not sure of the demographic breakdown of it.

[–] PantanoPete@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago

Yeah but the unvaxxed population in India are literally living in shacks with dirt floors and can barely read but the unvaxxed population in the US choose this because of facebook posts

[–] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Measles? No no no, we're talking America here, you mean

Freedom Sores

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

as vaccination rates plummet, freedom ~~soars~~ sores

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 139 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

mortality rate of 3% for unvaccinated kids.

gonna be a lot of depression-era grieving going on.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 115 points 1 week ago (1 children)

as always the price is paid by those without a choice

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 94 points 1 week ago (3 children)

People focus on mortality too while failing to account for the sorts of lifelong disabilities viruses like these cause when you do survive them. Absolutely sickening.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

the lifelong disabilities will be awful

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[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

3 percent of kids dead is a small price to pay for Texans to not have to reevaluate how they make decisions.

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[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Measles wipes your immune system as well. You'll be having a miserable next decade or longer getting sick from everything again.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 116 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Have fun fighting a culture war against pathogens, Texas

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 45 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They're just unaware that a war against a culture of microorganisms is an entirely different thing.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 111 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (24 children)

We are careening toward the "end-game" for the rampant anti-intellectualism, anti-science, anti-critical thinking mind virus that plagued this country for at least the past 80 years.

This is what happens when you condition people for nearly a century, to get angry and defensive when someone who's more versed on a subject tries to teach them something (or god forbid, correct them). It has become a kneejerk reaction for so many Americans (mostly conservatives). They are so insecure that they view any type of education as a direct insult to them or some stupid bullshit like that. Like deep down, they know how ignorant they are, but for some reason they'd prefer to stay that way, so anyone who challenges that (regardless of how pure the motive), is a "smug piece of shit talking down to them."

And instead of even retaining what the person said, let alone learning it, they become even more radicalized against... well, reality.

I truly have no idea how something like this can ever be fixed at this level. We're talking over 50 million people give or take tens of millions (unsure how many have regrets).

And this is nation-ending shit.

Edit: Slightly related, but something I just thought about... Imagine if we ever have a prion-based pandemic (if that's possible?). That could straight up be the end of humankind. Prions are terrifying.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is what happens when you construct a society around screwing everyone else over while preaching cooperation. People stop trusting everything

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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 67 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Ya got measles? Bring the kids over! We got enough raw milk for all of y'all!

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[–] takeda@lemm.ee 66 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Measles parties is the stupidest thing I heard. It is not chickenpox (although even chickenpox instead of vaccine causes risk of having shingles once you get older), it can cause serious health issues and even death.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 30 points 1 week ago (12 children)

The chickenpox vaccine is relatively recent, and chickenpox parties were a good way to inoculate children who get only mild symptoms and very little danger from the disease compared to adults.

Nowadays, vaccines are 100% the best defense.

Measles is so much worse and it has never been a good idea to purposely subject yourself to that.

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And when the Great Corruption has settled over the land, and permeated the very foundations of reality itself, then shall the Lord of All rise from the rot and ruin, spread his arms wide to reclaim all his children.

May Grandpa nurgle bless everyone of them

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[–] aramis87@fedia.io 59 points 1 week ago (11 children)

It'll continue to spread, as well. Last Friday, someone with contagious measles spent hours touring 2 Texas campuses, hours in college bars and restaurants, and hours in crowded tourist attractions. Next Friday, one of those colleges starts spring break - and it takes 2 weeks for the rash to start showing up. Some of those college students will have caught measles and will go on spring break, where they'll spread measles to other spring breakers. Three weeks from now, there'll be outbreaks in every state in the Union.

If you weren't vaxxed, you were under-vaxxed, not sure if you got vaxxed, or think the vax might not have taken, now it's an excellent time to get vaxxed.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It depends on how badly we've fallen under herd immunity, but it does seem likely.

You can catch measles by entering a room, such as a classroom, where another student had measles two hours before.

Unvaccinated people are going to pay for the ignorance of their parents real soon.

[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unvaccinated, immunocompromised and babies under 2 years old are at risk. Vaccination is a collective effort to protect the most vulnerable.

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[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well you know what they say...what doesn't kill you makes you have fewer cells that produce antibodies.

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[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Measles can cause immune amnesia, meaning your immune system forgets past illnesses and will have to go through initial sicknesses again.

[–] kudra@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yup. It's why so many died, not from measles, but from other diseases in the 3-5 years after they had measles. IIRC they only really worked this out in the last 5-10 years because of the amount of data to comb through.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

Wow. Texas out-Texases Texas.

[–] TK420@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (12 children)

If we got the vaccine as a kid, we’re good to go, right?

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most likely, but the chance of getting it anyway isn't zero.

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[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Saw a headline that the MMR vaccine may be reduced in effectiveness after 40-ish years. It's all breaking news since people being so backwards as to not be vaccinated in numbers to allow this kind of study to even materialize in a world that has a proven cure is certainly recent.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got an MMR vaccine at 40 for a job, and only had to because my records from small town Canada weren’t available from my childhood vaccinations.

Crazy to me that it might actually matter.

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[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 34 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Way too many entries for the Darwin Awards this year

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[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 32 points 1 week ago

What the fuck is it that makes these people turn into lemmings as soon as Trump is in office?

And yes, I know Disney staged the whole lemmings jumping off a cliff thing, but the analogy stands, so don't fuckin' @ me.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Bye bye Texans, it was not nice knowing ya'll

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 30 points 1 week ago

Texas... warns AGAINST something dumb?

Genuine surprise over here.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

What a marvelously American headline.

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