I don’t even have a thagomizer.

If they're so great, how come I use their goo to spend 4 hours a day stuck in traffic?

not better than a stegosaurus

By what metrics? I challenge any dinosaur from any species to a banjo duel and I'll show you all who's better.

birds reading this:

The parrot I asked insists she is still existing

They didn’t have HVAC though?

Stegosaurus died out long before the K-T extinction event. They weren't even good enough to survive to that point.

Not fair to the dinosaurs. The dinosaurs got hit by a meteor, humans are destroying themselves.

I think I'm a little better than a stegosaurus.

people still think we’re invincible

Who? The peons concerned about climate change and ecosystem collapse? Or the billionaires injecting kids’ blood into themselves, launching rockets to colonize Mars, or begging for donations to get them into the right afterlife?

Stegosaurus really isn't the best example of a long lasting clade of dinosaurs. These losers didn't even make it to the Cretaceous !

Well, we have brains we can use to spot and destroy or redirect incoming asteroids. So yeah I am. Also stegosaurus was long extinct by the time of asteroid impact.

Except dinosaurs weren't taken out and some species like chickens probably have more biomass than ever.

I think that's the more horrific scenario anyway - we cause a massive catastrophe but like the end of a slasher franchise, we're still around to do it all over again.

Idk my ancestors survived the k-pg event

Many humans would absolutely survive an event like the K-T extinction, between technology and eating bugs and fungi. Many more would die though

What if I told you the dinos did not get taken out and are, in fact, flying above your head as we speak? The pigeons are waiting for you…

Bruh, reading through this thread, I'm low-key having an existential crisis thinking about the timeline where that extinction event didn't happen. No humans, no tech, no video games.

Dinosaurs rule forever?

What if my soul got incarnated as a dinosaur, what is it like?

Just chillin'?

Idk

But could the dinosaurs DO THIS? Straps myself to a rocket and blasts off the planet into space