Looks like someone took a dump in the bed.
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2026
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See, that's funny because she's a dog who took a dump
I remember reading about this. The dog is feeling quite vulnerable while doing it's business, and so it's looking at you, the pack leader for assurances. It's seeing if you're standing watch properly, and looking at you to see if you're stressed or alerted.
Is that Amber Turd?
yup. not sure why you got downvoted, she is an evil bitch
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"I'm gonna be real disappointed if a pterodactyl swoops down and eats me while I'm taking a shit bro."
You might be joking but this is legit the reason why dogs look at you when they poop. They are vulnerable when they poop and look to you for reassurance / protection
Taking a dump...on your bed.
I'd accept it as the gift it is.
I would frame it and place it in a place of honor.
Do you sometimes look in the mirror and question the life choices that made you a person who talks about worshipping feces on the internet?
Never once.
Still love that username
While stepping on a bee:
I’m so glad I have a cat, a cat that can poop in private
And then walk on your couch and bed with little shitmittens that've been scooping through their litter. I've got both, at least dogs don't pretend they're not stepping in their own pee.
Ha ha we call then "poo shoes"
Who’s pretending?
No thats just a photo of dog shit, hot, steamy green liquid dog shit spraying out of a dogs asshole
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