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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

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-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well sry for talking about things i find interesting i guess

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I do not forgive you. Everyone should be talking about the things I find interesting, and/or setting me up to make lame, tasteless jokes.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay, not to be weird, but I looked at your history to see what you find interesting and contribute but...

"Man dies after being shot by Madison Police Department officer"
"Student pilot successfully lands plane after instructor jumps to death mid-flight"

I don't want to talk about your things :(

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just happened to stumble on to those and then notice no one has posted them here yet. I also like drinking cough syrup too transform into a pirate, and ghost alien robots.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Ohhhh now we're talking my language. So ghost alien robots. How does that work?

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It was on an old webcomic. I think it was Any Day Happy Day.

There are so many ways to do it. You have an alien robot who dies, then comes back as a ghost. Or an Alien Ghost in the Machine. Or a ghost alien has sex with a robot and their child is half ghost alien, half robot. Or an alien... fuck, I'm getting dizzy. Need to go huff more cough medicine.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

You're just mad you're not on it.

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Shit. Sudoku time then 😔

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Maybe it's time you wrote some code then

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I see someone's not on the tesseract list ᗜ⩊ᗜ

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have my own tesseract anyway, and it's way nicer.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

See? This guy gets it

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

I am on that list for some reason. I have no idea what Tesseract is, I have no interest in Tesseract or its creator and I don't give a shit about any of this.

But when it was brought to my attention that I am on this rando's shit list, I took a minute to go to his community - hosted on his own instance apparently - and left a comment on his thread about the blacklist to tell him he's just not that important. And now I'm banned from his instance altogether apparently.

And you know what? Strangely enough, I still don't give a shit 🙂

But I will say this: what a sad, empty life this poor man must lead to feel the need to curate a Fediverse blacklist.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

There's only like 20 people that post on this thing and apparently he blocked like 75% of them.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All the more despondency I feel being weighed, measured, and found acceptable

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

But I will say this: what a sad, empty life this poor man must lead to feel the need to curate a Fediverse blacklist.

Just imagine how much his entire little world must be imploding right now.

He really thought he'd figured it out. Found a way to control and censor Lemmy to his liking, without anybody ever being the wiser. But then one day, out of nowhere, he gets found out. Now he's a laughing stock and pariah across all of Lemmy, and his censorship scheme is done, instances dropping his frontend left and right. And, worse, he keeps digging himself deeper, making alt accounts and trying to argue his case ... and people keep seeing through the alt accounts and giving him even more shit for it. And to top it all off, he doesn't have enough self-awareness to ever ask "am I the asshole here?" -- he just keeps whining about how unfair this all is to him.

And the best part is, he deserves every bit of that.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idk he can just make a new account using a private frontend that does all the same blocking

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago

He can block things for himself, sure. But everybody can do that. You don't need to develop a whole frontend for that, it's a feature of Lemmy that you can block whoever you want.

What he's now missing out on is that he can no longer block things for other people, like he so desperately wants to do.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was looking forward to reading it but I'm only getting "Not found."

Am I the only one or did it just go down?

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] wiccan2@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He added a poorly written DDOS script to his main page to attack db0, I'm guessing that his hosting account was suspended after a complaint about it.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

That would be funny if it weren't so damn sad.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

I am on that list for some reason

This holds up, I have a positive tag on you like eery other name I've recognised on the list.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You didn't have to be so nonchalant about it. You're really acting like an extreme- oh.... Yeah, as you were.

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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm just so tired, man. Such a fucking reddit-esque drama it is. Bunch of dudes getting obnoxiously excited about a nothingburger, repeating over and over how it feels great to be on some list and that they sooo don't give a fuck about it. They less they give a fuck, the more they post about it.

Look here, kid. We both never heard of tesseract before. I've never heard of you before. You're just a username to me. I don't give a fuck you yield a search result on some fucking github repo.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You're not even real people, just random sentences and voices in my head. Sometimes you get too quiet to hear so I have to hold this black mirror up to my eyes to see what you're saying.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why is he beating a sleeping ass?

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

We all know you know why. ;D

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

that dead horse should be leaking a slurry of beans

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

less pathetic than trying to distract from all the bad feels with beans and corn

[–] ArfArfWoof@europe.pub 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Inject those beans straight in the brain

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[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Idk, but when I do something and my number for that thing gets big it helps me forget what a failure I am for a few seconds. So it works the same as reddit karma.

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

sorry you didn't make it to the list it is really nice here

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The issue isn't who or what was on the list, the issue is that the list was hidden. One of the biggest issues with Reddit is that they can censor people they disagree with even against the will of the users. Tesseract was doing exactly that on a platform specifically designed to prevent it.

Sure, different instances can have their own block lists, and users need to find one that works for them, but those are all clearly listed. This one was hidden, causing people who thought they were getting all the information available to them on this platform to instead be getting a tailored list of only what information was deemed acceptable by some person they don't even know. It's a major problem.

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Tesseract bad! ICE bad! Upvote now, quick!

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago (6 children)

This is Lemmy. Karma doesn't exist.

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It doesn’t exist but that doesn’t mean that people still don’t associate their self worth based on receiving validation via the number of internet points to the left of their posts/comments

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