To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you'd need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual
This will sound crazy, but I've found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time... grinding levels.
Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.
Squatty potty enjoyers, unite!
Like a 2018 podcast.
poocast
So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.
Easy solution: never flush
You're gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind
Greatness requires sacrifice
Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.
Hemorrhoid Approved!^TM^
~Brought to you by the National Insides on the Outside Council.~
That's the epic movie watching chair.
I'd rather watch "Ow, my balls!"
Go away, I'm baitin'.
/brought to you by Carl's Jr
Carl's Jr. Fuck you.
I'm eating.
Plenty of water in the toilet
No. 2 gaming chair in the world.
Needs a voice activated bidet
MOOOOM! BATHROOM!
🤣
HOT POCKETS!
"Bidet wash my butthole please"
It's better than the one you turn on with a breathalyzer
It’s really kind of shitty.
So 2026...the explosive lettuce chair.
Perfect for Quake 3 Arena.
Beautiful.
It's the shit.
I'll walk myself out.
Mobile gaming chair
no bidet? in 2026?
Prepare for the launching of the photon torpedoes !
Prepare for warp peed!
Ensign Bowels - make it so.
Looks like a decent face rest for viewing the 3D graphics, but I’d encourage you to add some padding, particularly around the chin area.
This guy and his mom approve.
YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!
incoherent grumbling
That's just a prolapse waiting to happen.
Are you losing or constipated?
Welcome to Costco I love you
1/5
Those sharp corners will hurt the back of my knees after a while.
That's a short bowl terlet, not a long boy. You must have itty bittier legs than me
That IS a real shit post.
2/5, the lid is cool but how am I supposed to Riker this thing?
Joking aside I'm thinking about this type of terlet for my custom bathroom I'm building in a few years. It would be easier than putting in ADA bars
Why the hell does it have corners???
Damn Dimitris grew up
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