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[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

After Israel, I think a trip to some other choice locations for be in order.

Mecca, Washington DC, Iran, a particularly scenic Dacha in Russia with a large amount of air defence systems.

After that I would go "shopping" for some mega yachts, you know to add to my fishtank at the bottom of the ocean.

Then I would take a trip to some military bases in the South China sea and remove some of the Islands that don't belong there.

Then I would take a 2 month holiday and see which moles stick their head out before I repeat the process.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

I’d just wander around in the Med, like a lovely warm bath. I’d probably do a big fart and then have to help capsized ships - but not super yachts. In fact I’d put super yachts on land so they’d be stuck. At the end of the day I’d go to the Strait of Gibraltar to watch the sun set.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

I'd take a day trip to a certain genocide state.

[–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago

I'm going to need more than one day but I'll do the best I can in that time.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Start an online poll where people can vote for which nations leaders need to be squashed the most, and then start jogging through the top results to get as many as I can.

[–] BillyGruff82@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

Start a fight with the statue of liberty - for symbolic reasons.

[–] that_lightnin@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

This bring me joy 🥲

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Mrs. Godzilla

[–] A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I wish we could just stop killing each other 😭

[+] commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com -15 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Kill proles of le bad nationality, hell yeah

[–] NewDark@lemmy.today 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Le bad nation seems to be killing proles in several other nations and keeps looking for new targets. Nation is currently functionally a rabid dog.

[+] commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com -7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Yeah, that's why the proles who are under the heel of that nation should be exterminated

Its also well known to have invented national oppression in 2023 due to how uniquely evil they are

We love nationalism here and narrativizing good nations vs bad nations

[–] NewDark@lemmy.today 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They overwhelmingly support it and vote for it.

There are some sane Israelis but they are a minority. Have you seen some of the polls coming out of there?

[–] abuttandahalf@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago

There are about 5 non genocidal Israelis in the entire country. Bringing them up is meaningful only insofar as it illustrates the unprecedented level of unity in Israel under the banner of ethnosupremacism and genocide.

[–] that_lightnin@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Even a child from time to time needs its ass whooped. I can not get the images of the dead babies out of my head. You think it was the suits doing the killing? I am a communist not a libturd. Cultish fetish Enablers are the worst.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago

I can not get the images of the dead babies out of my head.

And you think a Godzilla attack is not going to kill any additional babies?

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I'd be careful not to stomp on any hospitals, schools, or daycares, I'd hate to sink to their level.

[–] vegafjord@slrpnk.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You could focus on destroying military fascilities and locations of weapons import.

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

You could but the size Godzilla is collateral damage is absolutely unavoidable.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Counter suggestion: Godzilla never enters Israel but slowly marches around it's internationally aknowledged territory, so radical zionist settlers and IDF soldiers caught outside either go home or die. This Godzilla walks around every week at random time and day so they can't find a reliable workaround. Once they eventually bomb the initial Godzilla, the other two appear to circle them.

[–] commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 4 days ago

Nah, the only way out isn't Godzilla but proles going through with their historic task and ending this barbaric system causing genocides, but we live in a historically inopportune moment for that.

If Godzilla was sent to Tel Aviv, it would get conscripted to serve IDF anyway let's be real

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

OP didn't say anything about killing anyone. Why jump to conclusions?

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

It's fucking GODZILLA - are you kidding?

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Relax. Godzilla isn't an IDF goon or something.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't think I've ever heard about Godzilla sniping children.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

No he just walks through buildings and destroys anything in his path.

Only adults, specifically the bad adults, are killed by Godzilla.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works -2 points 4 days ago

I can't wait for a time where people who shift goalposts as quickly as you do are shamed out of existence

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

yeah this is the antisemitism that the Israeli state propagandizes on: the post advocates for killing anyone living in a capital city, which will include right-wing zionist jews both by birth and immigration but also Christians, Muslims, Arabs, Europeans, tourists, women, children.

Anarchy should attack the top of the Pyramid not the bottom.